facetious

An asshole's word for "sarcasm".

Stop being so facetious and tell me what you're going to do about the problem!

by neveruse November 10, 2009

facetious

a word used exclusively by people who take themselves too seriously, while failing to convince people otherwise

John's attempt at making a joke crashed and burned. In an effort to save face and appear relatable, he announced to the room that he was merely being facetious. But not before first adjusting his monocle and tightening his ascott.

by dafed April 9, 2013

Facetious

to use 'Humour' as an excuse for being a prick

Mr. Smith: So Mr. Jones, I heard your Girlfriend had enough of you

Mr. Jones: Shut up you, you know she died, Don't be facetious

Mr. Smith: For goodness sake, don't be so sensitive

by Dabetts January 19, 2011

facetious

The word facetious is used exclusively by arts students to describe someone being sarcastic.

Its generally said with a smug voice to make the person feel insignificant.

John: I think global warm in is a hoax. Look how cold it is outside!

Sally: John quit being so facetious.

John: Shut the fuck up Sally and keep managing McDonalds.

by Jaykup283 March 18, 2014

facetious

Playfully jocular; humorous.

The comedian made many facetious remarks.

by Aaron August 30, 2003

fictious

Fictitious

I made up a simplified spelling for "fictitious" that does not root in fictition; fictious, and I will use it, someday, so it's imajinary.

by BrewJay October 20, 2008

factious

causing disagreement or characterized by dissent and internal disputes

While Jeff hoped his idea would bring the church members together, his plan was factious and split the church in half and ended up fucking with the financial problems, so that boy a bitch wordisbro

by javierrrrrr January 31, 2023