Face card

Originating in New York in the 80-90s, a face card is a $100 dollar bill, or the highest note/bill possible in any country.
This is a reference to playing cards due to the cards with faces being the most valuable.

The term gained popularity after Big L's song Ebonics was released.

"I bucked a fag for eight face cards."

by SlickSmoke April 28, 2020

facetard

someone with a retarded looking face. hence, facetard. can also be used as a verb, as in making someones face completely retarded

dude, tom's such a facetard

I like to facetard random people in photoshop.

by TheRman0 October 6, 2008

Face card

The measure of a persons reputation. Keep ones “face card” clean means making sure your reputation is not tarnished. Remaining a stand-up individual.

I let Ron borrow some money cause his face card is clean. I know he will pay me back on time.

by Knowledge86 December 26, 2022

facetard

A name used in place of "Facebook" when the website exhibits one of its many glitches.

Rob is so happy to be receiving notifications about things he can't view on the pages of people who aren't his friends. Way to go, Facetard!

by TranceXplant March 5, 2009

facecadet

a face cadet consists of a face and a cadet which equals out to a facecadet. also able to pliot various land, air, and sea vehicles while fingering multiple orifices. it is very difficult to become a facecadet unless you have had extensive face-cadetery training throughout early childhood. a facecadet may also occur in ones life if said cadet is a face and looks like a potential cadet. be wary of facecadetery, for it is highly contagious, especially to members of the asian race.

your face is a cadet. you are a facecadet. why have you downloaded windows90face to my computer you facecadet master.

by bobwe hadababy itsaboy July 20, 2006

Face Card

A 100 dollar bill

Mandem 1: Fam how much were your kicks bro?
Mandem 2: A Face Card and a half
Mandem 2: 150?
Mandem 1: yup

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 17, 2019

Face Card

American Express “ platinum or Gold” credit cards.

popularized on social media as “face card never declines” hence the fact that American Express credit cards are elite credit cards, and tend to never decline.

That was expensive! Its okay face card never declines.

by Anonymous 2671 January 22, 2024