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facebook whore 

Someone who adds everyone and their cousin on facebook, joins every other group they see, and adds every app they can think of, all just to look cooler than they really are.
My girlfriend is such a fricking facebook whore.
facebook whore by absolutelyno one October 16, 2007

facebook whore 

Anyone with more facebook friends than you have.
A: Suzie has 503 friends! What a facebook whore.
B: You should get out of the basement occasionally, maybe you'll meet people too
facebook whore by suedunimm July 3, 2009

Facebook Whore 

One who possesses a chronic "liking" and "commenting" disorder.
That James kid is such a facebook whore, i had 10 notifications because of him!

Facebook Whore 

Someone who is a whore, but only on facebook. This can be excessive wall flirting, or being in multiple fake relationships on facebook.
-Dude, did you know that they're dating?

-No man, they're only dating on facebook. I think she's a facebook whore; this is her second fake relationship this month, and she has a real boyfriend.

Facebook Whore 

1) Someone who insists on changing there Facebook Status every 5 minutes to alert the world to whatever mundane task they happen to be doing at the time.

2) someone who insists on posting on everyones wall just so they get replies on there own wall to make them look more popular.
"geeze.. why has she got so many comments on her wall"

"shes a Facebook Whore, she just wants to be popular"

"pfft.. thats pathetic"
Facebook Whore by AlfyAllen August 5, 2009

Facebook Whore 

When a girl on facebook states that she looks ugly in every picture, obviously fishing for compliments.
Shirley: OMG!! i look SO bad in this pic! DLETE!

Roger: Shirley, stop being a Facebook Whore
Facebook Whore by JABBAJ May 7, 2009