The Face Book

the ultimate online stalker website used by collge girls to create gay profiles of themselves and college guys to find hot freshman to slam. Dapps

dude 1: who is that binch, invite her to our party on saturday
dude 2: i dont know her screen name or phone number
dude 1: just facebook her

by Huge Binch July 2, 2005

"in your face"book

The use of an online social networking site where one may post insulting, critical or rude comments about someone on their friend list, with the passive-aggressive hope that the intended target will read their wall, and know it is about them. This strategy is a substitute for confronting the individual in person.

Man, that was a real "in your face"book move to hack your boss like that in your update. Do you think he read it yet?

by tempemployee January 11, 2010

face to face-book

A face to face meeting between two people who originally get to know each other on facebook.

It was interesting to find out that the bride and groom were a "face to face-book" connection.

by Bryan C P T April 25, 2007

Good Face Book Day

Where one receives many notifications and messages from people that one likes either as friends or desires in a more serious manner. A good Facebook day will generally leave said person in a good mood, feeling satisfied about one's social life (to the online extent).

1.) Bro I was overwhelmed yesterday when i got like 3 notifications and 2 messages all at the same time, even one from that person i've been getting at in biology class! It was a good Face book day

2.) Haha Joe was on Face Book for the entire day yesterday checking over and over again like he was expecting someone to comment on something. He must've had a bad Face Book day.

by Chris Vonzentner October 27, 2011

In-Your-Face-book Friend

A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.

Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.

Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!

by Pennaynay August 2, 2012

F-Book Face

Someone that purses their lips together in all of their Facebook pictures

fish mouth.....kissy lips= F-Book Face

by LadyErica318 May 26, 2011

leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023