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FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)

When someone is constantly adding photos and comments on their FB page about THEIR DOINS...
Posting photos of themselves posing with others and "having lots of fun!"
They look totally staged for the benefit of....Facebook?

A ploy that is used by people who have no ACTUAL life, and feel they must 'pose' as someone who has one.
TED: Does your brother ever leave the house, dude?
NED: Naw...mostly he just updates his "FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)".
by BIG.dEb.GLES September 26, 2011
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facade immunity

Not susceptible to believing that another person's online posts, comments, photos or videos actually represent his or her true life.
"Tom is always goes to the best parties. That guy is always having fun."
"Nah, he just gets invited to a couple here and there."
"How do you know?"
"I have facade immunity. Obviously he's not going to post comments about all the time he spends crying alone in his room."
by consultationist June 16, 2014
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Gabled Facades

Bare breasts that can be seen in certain quarters of the city of Amsterdam
I know where we can see some awesome gabled facades...
by MoTucker October 12, 2018
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Facade

James is a facade
by GuyRothschild12345 October 1, 2019
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Party facade

A party facade is what some guys/girls wear to a party to convert themselves from introverts to extroverts to other people at the party. Usually people wearing a party facade are thought by some to be quirky, feisty, or something similar since its what they consider their alter ego, everything they think is a good quality they try to show others at a party. The qualities considered most likeable would show at parties or public events, and never when no cameras are rolling, or fun parties or gatherings going on.
Yea, you think he/she is fun to take to a party, but have you ever felt like you could really trust him/her with your life at all times? What good will the party facade do you when instead of them needing you to do something else for them, and everything being about them, you actually need something or someone dependable or reliable from someone else?
by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020
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Sex Facade

A front to hide your sexual related purchase
I needed condoms and Astro Glide for a sexual encounter but I was too embarrassed so I bought a birthday card To cover my purchase so the clerk thought it was for someone else. A total sex facade.
by 0neHugeWang! July 24, 2020
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