Fump

To be denied from jumping over an object, often due to a perceived high chance of failure.

"Well, I was keen to give it a go but it ended up just being another fump"
"You all know Blake, get a few drinks in him and he'll be fumping everything in sight!"

by c00pala May 31, 2018

Fump

When you sit on the toilet and you think your going to take a normal dump, but then you EXPLODE and you fart and take a huge dump at the same time.

guy 1: "Man that was loud!"

guy 2:"Yea, I fumped like a motha' fucka'!"

by RandomRiceCake March 30, 2011

Fump

FUMP (fump) n. <fumpy, fumps>, adj. <fumpishly>

1. Fucked Up Magee Person. Challenged individual who casts a social a plague upon the community.
2. A person who engages in an activity without talent or skill.
3. A person who has failed significantly at something.
4. Something or someone that disappoints.
5. A sexually immoral predator or sex addict.

(fumpish, fumpy)

He was the most fumpish person I ever met.
Wow, only a fump could have failed that test.

by Jedi Pimp January 22, 2004

Fump

When a man gets a sex change and has his penis turned inside out, But later after the surgery he gets and erection and if shoots back out into a penis again.

Oh shit guys turn that porn off or I'm gonna Fump!

That guy was gonna fuck me but when i saw his hot body i fumped and he left

Sometimes i put puke in my mangina and watch porn till i fump and shoot puke all over the place!

by Drewster UHHH January 11, 2008

fump

combo of fuck and hump

I'd fump her!

by Mike March 12, 2004

Fump It

Definition-Fucking Hump IT

Background- The telephone Pole!

i need to fump her

go fump it. i know its a dog but who cares

by BLAH June 29, 2004

Fump

Fump, a very plump woman.

Damn, that bitch was a fump.

by kysstarman July 14, 2023