fukuzawa yukichi

Fukuzawa Yukichi is a silver-haired dilf and the most selfless character in bsd. His ability is literally for his subordinates and he will risk anything even his life for them. He is the greatest father figure ever and people should be willing to give their life life to him. Stan Fukuzawa Yukichi.

Person 1: Do yo u know who the greatest dilf in bsd is?
Person 2: is it Daz—
Person 1: No you idiot. You just showed your incompetence in thinking rationally and correctly. It's Fukuzawa Yukichi you d*mn idiot.

by bandagedmilady March 9, 2021

fukumean

Used in the song by rapper Gunna. It's the same as saying: what the hell are you talking about?

-Bro I'm going back with my ex
-Blud fukumean

by certifiedjackboy July 6, 2023

Fuku Surprise

When you are getting a massage from a ladyboy and she sneaks behind you and bends you over.

Massage was interesting, she pulled a Fuku Surprise on me!

by Mookernation August 9, 2018

Kosuke Fukudome

A player on the Chicago Cubs, if reading this in the future, a former player for the Chicago Cubs. However his baseball career is of little to no relevence to those who use his name as it should be, an expletive. Commonly used as an acceptable replacement for the word "fuck" or any swear. Fukudome, and Kosuke can be used in many ways, such as shortened versions down to "fuku".

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Man, that test was horrible, I studied a lot but I'm not sure if I did well."

Guy 2: "Yeah, I really got fuku'd."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey here's an idea, go fuku yourself!"

Example 3:

Guy 1 posting on Facebook: "I got a new job!"

Girl 1 commenting: "Nice!"

Guy 2 commenting: "About time."

Girl 2 commenting: "Where?"

Guy 3 commenting: " Kosuke Fukudome!"

Guy 1 commenting on his post: "At the high school, also Ko-suke me off Guy 3."

Example 4:

Guy 1: "Fuku my life."

by Kosuke Fukudome August 25, 2011

Fukushima

(1) A reference to the nuclear power plant disaster in Fukushima, Japan.

(2) Explosive rupture of the rectal containment vessel due to intestinal reactor meltdown — creating a vast, uninhabitable dead zone for several centuries.

Stay away from the bathroom — I just did a Fukushima.

That big bean burrito gave me a Fukushima.

Uh oh — where's the toilet? I think I just ate a Fukushima burger.

by WeMayGotJokes April 4, 2011

Fukuoku

n. a small, fingertip vibrator,possibly created in Japan. There is also a five-fingered glove available for the ultimate in stimulation. The vibrator may be small, but it is relatively powerful. There are also several different sleeves for the device that can be added in order to create new sensations.

'Fukuoku' is not a real Japanese word.

I knew I was going to cum when he broke out the Fukuoku.

by stainmenow September 28, 2004

Fukuoka

City in southern Japan famous for Hakata ramen, outdoor food stalls, and a strong baseball team. Men in the region are traditionally considered to be conservative (Kyushu danji) and the women beautiful (hakata bijin).

I had some really great ramen at a yatai in Fukuoka!

by higan.banaxo January 2, 2012