Fuckstrating

Fucking frustrating.

It was bad enough that my car stalled in the snow and the snow became a blizzard. When my hands fell off and I had to put snow chains on with bloody stumps, the whole process became so fuckstrating that I lied down in the road and had my head smashed by an oncoming truck rather than live through one more second of this excercise in futility.

by cowboytronic December 27, 2005

fucktart

A FUCKTART is someone who leaves you with literally a sour taste in your mouth after they leave your presence and who generally needs to have themselves FUCKED.

I was just in a meeting with Tibirius... he's a real FUCKTART!

by Jenny Malkona July 24, 2002

fuckstrated

a man or woman who is desperate for a shag after a long period of time of being shagless

god i'm sooo fuckstrated i cant even remember my last shag

by dolly dagger March 30, 2003

fuckstatic

feeling absolutely frigging fucking ecstatic about something.

I was absolutely fuckstatic when i found out that i haven't failed my maths test.

by willowwallow June 18, 2011

fuckstration

Frustration over lack of sex. Emotion felt or expressed when something is getting in the way of reaching your sexual potential, fulfilling fantasies or just plain having sex or fucking.

My fuckstration is that I want to have a threesome but I'm afraid to go down on another girl. Do you think she'll get off if I use a dental dam? I'm so fuckstrated.

by cee jay January 10, 2006

Fucktart Dickwitt

a name given by girls that means a guy without a cock, due to his lack of understanding of the female ways.

Amy: geezzzz dillion has no fucking brain
he needs to get over it man up a bit.
Maddi: i noe his a fucktart dickwitt

by Maddi And Amu March 27, 2009

Fuckstrated

A state of extreme frustration.

This damn job is making me fuckstrated!

by iParatrooper February 25, 2011