fuck on my boy

a phrase against someone you use when trying to hit on their girl

"hey thats my girlfriend!"
"fuck on my boy"

by saduglybutthole August 9, 2016

fuck on, you get better results

A way to respond when someone tells you to fuck off.

Person one: Hey, fuck off.
Person two: Fuck on, you get better results.

by Optimist with experience November 26, 2007

fuck on call

typical saying in other countries "hang with us"
also going out with friends.

hey mike can you fuck on call tomorrow night.

by MoreThanYouKnow February 25, 2020

Fuck on Luck

To have sex without protection and hope to be lucky enough to not get anyone pregnant.

Girl: Dammit there's no condoms left

Boy: Looks like we're gonna have to fuck on luck

by Ace Fire December 16, 2011

Fuck on a biscuit

An exclamation usually sccreamed after experiencing pain. See also, ohh fuck, holy shit, and Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Fuck on a biscuit i just shot my left ball off!

by Raul Sampsonov July 4, 2003

Fuck on you

More than a simple "fuck you," the phrase "fuck on you" holds more weight, as it implies the quite unmerciful act of dumping 'fuck' on someone. To say "fuck on you" to someone is to imply that this person is so far beneath you, that for you, or anyone else to fuck them, or personally inflict physical pain on them in any way would be stooping to a low that no one should attempt - for this person is not worth the trouble. Rather, "fuck on you" suggests that the essence of 'fuck' - sweaty, terrible penetration - should instead be thrown in the face of this person, perhaps from afar.

Usually used in a boastful manner, the phrase works especially well if the user is being a sore winner of some sort - adding insult to injury.

Nick was beating J so hard at NCAA Football 10, after every play Nick just kept standing up and saying "Fuck on you." He was kind of out of control, and no one stopped him. It was devastating.

by jerusalemcampground April 14, 2010

Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating)

Originating in the construction and remodeling trades. The Fuck-on-ability Rating is a measure from 1 to 10 of sturdiness and stability in an installed fixture such as a counter-top, toilet, wall, etc. The sturdiness or stability of the fixture is tested by the act of vigorously fucking upon or against the installed fixture until the fixture either becomes disengaged from its mounted surface or the fucking is completed without structural failure. If the fixture fails at any point during the Fuck-on-ability Rating test procedure, it cannot be re-installed and the project must continue without the failed fixture.

A fucked B on the toilet that was just installed for an hour straight and it is still held tight against the floor without any leaks. It is Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 10.

C fucked D on the countertop that was just installed for less than 30 seconds before it completely ripped out of the wall, sending both C and D to the ground in a filthy admixture of lumber, metal, and shame. The countertop is NOT Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 1. The countertop may not be re-installed and the apartment or house must be completed without a countertop.

by spasmolytic October 15, 2011