Jessica - "Oh hey did you do thatchemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"
The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"