Fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland

When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"

by Mine4thReich January 20, 2017

Fuck me in the ass

Can be used literally or as a sign of frustration, as in:

1) Seeing that guy's crotch bulge, I said, "Hey dude, 'Fuck me in the ass'." (Can be used by heteros or gays)

2) "Fuck me in the ass. I can't get this fuckin' software to run the way it's supposed to.

by stsebastian March 10, 2009

Fuck me In The Asshole

To stick the cocc in ass

Oh please do not Fuck Me In The Asshole

by TheRealKittYT April 9, 2017

fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw

an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"

Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"

by Stokez December 17, 2007

fuck me in the beard

used as an explative to show extreme distress or excitement

i just hit charles while he was riding his bike, fuck me in the beard!

i just won the lotto fuck me in the beard!

by the phalanx specialist November 27, 2007

Fuck me in the fuck

When you are in the middle of raging while unsuccessfully streaming a video game online.

Fuck me motherfucker ever! Fuck me in the fuck!

by Jack X^2 February 18, 2022

Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"

Yolanda "It was fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?"

by Rick(y) December 13, 2008