FTS

FUCK THAT SHIT. Similar to the way LOL or BRB are used, FTS is an acronym that can be used in varying circumstances.

That bitch was all up in my face and I was like... "FTS"

by Ari55 June 30, 2006

FTS

For the streets

“jess broke up with ben yesterday and is already talking to another guy. she’s definitely FTS”

by hox678 July 26, 2020

FTS

“FaceTime sex”

One can discretely talk about their sexual activity around friends and family with this. Typically used in long distance relationships.

Guy: Maybe FTS later?
Gf: Please!
Guy: Deal.

by Captain D00M June 13, 2019

FTS

Fuck The System

Man idk about u but i say Fts!!

by GraffBash909 August 25, 2009

FTS

Fuck that/this shit or forget that/this shit

"Man, I hate getting rejected every time I come to the club! FTS, I'm out! "

by loredaj March 30, 2010

FTS

"Fuck the suits"

Acronym from cannabis industry.

Created for the people always being snakes and maggot turds, trying to use, take advantage and steal from the true cannabis connoisseurs and the true stoners who are the foundation of the cannabis industry and the brains behind it.

We never needed suits, they only needed us.

Fuck the suits.

Craft cannabis, small business and humans. Not big business, pharma and Monsanto.

"FTS! Fuck the suits, All they do is use us and discard us once they have our tech. Good thing, were getting smarter."

by Redplayswithfire February 7, 2020

FTS

"Fucking Thing Sucks"

Coined by Bill O'Rielly's freak out. (YouTube it if you don't have a clue)

Abbreviated by the gangsters at Cascadia Community College.

Can be found on several physics and calc exams.

Student 1: Dude, you just take the integral of it!
Student 2: WTF!? There's no words on it! FTS!!!

by Professor.Awesome December 20, 2009