A fat piece of shit. A dumb, fat, smelly, sweaty, untalented, greedy, lowlife who is constantly getting into trouble, making bad decisions, and in general behaving with no rationality at all, like an Fpos. does. These people are more common than you might think. They often don't attend school and brandish a strange, unfunny sense of humor.
(Example 1)
-Did you just eat my whole bag of jalepeno cheetos without sharing?
-Shut up man, i was hungry.
-Dude, you're being an Fpos.
(Example 2)
Dude, you are such an Fpos, you just lit my house on fire! That's not funny! What do you have to say for yourself?
(Fpos runs away)
-Did you just eat my whole bag of jalepeno cheetos without sharing?
-Shut up man, i was hungry.
-Dude, you're being an Fpos.
(Example 2)
Dude, you are such an Fpos, you just lit my house on fire! That's not funny! What do you have to say for yourself?
(Fpos runs away)
by SturdlyMcHarkin September 2, 2012
Get the FPOS mug.FTPs are (Feminine Tectonic Plates) are seisms that are powered by primal forces originating in a woman's hot, inner core, FTPs can move ponderously about at varying speeds and in different directions immediately following extreme or intense fucking.
With the high temperatures and immense pressures found in a woman's wet inner core during a sexual climax, these post orgasmic reactions to acute sexual arousal ex.slammage, sometimes force a woman’s FTPs to suddenly shift. As these ‘pallates eroticus’ move, divergence and/or convergence occurs along their borders, and tremendous energies are unleashed from deep inside resulting in tumultuous physical tremors that compel a woman’s entire body to involuntary convulse, spasm, twitch and shudder for indeterminate periods of time after woo hoo, thingy sex.
Men can find the sensations associated with simultaneous divergence and convergence of FTPs on their cock to be a powerful and motivating aphrodisiac, often making their erections attain a consistency that is harder than Chinese mathematics - and allow them to immediately recommence fucking a partner over and over and over again while she remains incapacitated from the spastic effects of the shifting FTP delirium.
With the high temperatures and immense pressures found in a woman's wet inner core during a sexual climax, these post orgasmic reactions to acute sexual arousal ex.slammage, sometimes force a woman’s FTPs to suddenly shift. As these ‘pallates eroticus’ move, divergence and/or convergence occurs along their borders, and tremendous energies are unleashed from deep inside resulting in tumultuous physical tremors that compel a woman’s entire body to involuntary convulse, spasm, twitch and shudder for indeterminate periods of time after woo hoo, thingy sex.
Men can find the sensations associated with simultaneous divergence and convergence of FTPs on their cock to be a powerful and motivating aphrodisiac, often making their erections attain a consistency that is harder than Chinese mathematics - and allow them to immediately recommence fucking a partner over and over and over again while she remains incapacitated from the spastic effects of the shifting FTP delirium.
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Get the fposkull mug.Acronym for Fat Ass Piece Of Shit With Big Titties a combination insult usually used by irritated women directed at their spouse or significant other they usually lie to and praise their bodies most of the time.
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There is also an underground beatmixer/ Rapper known as Fpos (Fat Piece of Shit) joined by dICE and the rest of the F-possy they bust down the rap kingdom
There is also an underground beatmixer/ Rapper known as Fpos (Fat Piece of Shit) joined by dICE and the rest of the F-possy they bust down the rap kingdom
by WIGGITY WACK January 7, 2004
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