FTD

Fuck The Duck

Cmon man, just FTD.

by MrFuturistic November 2, 2021

FTD

fucking the dog or
florists transworld delivery, an internet and telephone marketer of flowers and gifts

"Hey Bill, got any plans for tonite?"
"No, probably just hanging around and ftd."

by Andizzle July 12, 2005

FTD

First To Die. The phrase often emerges when a close group of friends candidly decides which one is the first to die. This is often done by a predetermined set of criteria, like frequency of cocaine usage, not looking both ways before crossing the street, frequent exposure to hazardous paint, not brushing teeth ever because it disagrees with you philosophically, terrible skills behind the wheel.

Yo, Scotty is the First to Die!

by FTD June 28, 2005

FTD

Facebook Transmitted Disease

When an application takes over someone's account, they have an FTD.

Wallpost: Dude, you should totally buy this product! I just got it, and it's really changed my life! Here's a link!

Comment: Lol, I think you just got an FTD.

by DrinkerOfMonster February 19, 2011

FTD

Facebook Transmitted Disease

A friend posts a cool story, link or coupon on their mini-feed and it's too good to pass up. You click on the link, and not only is there NOTHING there for you, but now your facebook has been littered with "likes" from random places you didn't know. Yeah, instead of getting a free gadget/coffee/concert ticket/etc., you just got SPAMMED!

Hey Greg got a free Subway sandwich by pressing "like" on this page! I gotta get one! Wait... what?? There's no sandwich?? What's this on my facebook page? I didn't "like" that! Where is this coming from?? GREG WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?? Oh wait... it's a FTD.

by scoozers June 13, 2011

ftd

fallopian-tube-deep; the deepest possible position in a woman's vagina. Could be specified ftdl or ftdr (fallopian-tube-deep-right or fallopian-tube-deep-left).

Dude, I completely was ftd with Hannah last night.

by DRAAA August 18, 2012

FTD

Fuck This Day

girl : worst day EVER . FTD

by dana101 August 29, 2011