Fretard

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by Anonymous August 11, 2003

'Reakin' Fretard

(1)Slang for "freakin' Retard". (2)Slang for "Stinkin' Freakin' Retard".

Damn you're a 'reakin' fretard!

by Jen June 18, 2006

boondanglin' 'riggin fretard

Someone who uses their wang to wipe.

Garrett, you boondanglin' 'riggin fretard, use toilet paper!

by Matt June 18, 2006

Fretard

Fretard:(noun) The female who looks for a "Knight in Shining Armor" but only finds a "Retard in Aluminum foil".

Person1: Jane Doe is such a Fretard; she keeps on getting on the short yellow bus looking for love without a helmet.
Person2: You're so right! She needs to get off of that short yellow bus or put on a helmet (so that she can fit in).

by Da Gr8 Gazoo February 26, 2011

fretard

someone who is retared in the subject of french, also a french person who is retarded

1. OMG that Bill boy's a right fretard, he should get a tutor or something
2. OMG Louis-Pierre's a total fretard he should stop being french so much.

by JesusFriendAndrew January 13, 2009

Fretard

Short for fucking retard, mainly used for someone who stuffed up really bad.

Wow you forgot the song you Fretard!!!

by huyaaaa April 05, 2017

Fretard

When you try to say retard with F***ing in front of it, but realize that sounds unclassy, so you change it at the last moment.

Dude, you such fretard, oh gee, I should watch my language when there are little ones around!

by Katskratch June 03, 2010