A term that encompasses the deficit in emotional awareness often exhibited by college freshmen compared to most upperclassmen. Symptoms can include but are not limited to: crippling insecurities that require massive reassurance to quell; flaking repeatedly; early onset "what are we" talk; lovebombing; colossal mood swings. Prepare for a rollercoaster.
Exact numbers are unknown, but it is suspected at least 30 college credits (studio art not included) are required to mature beyond Freshman Brain.
Exact numbers are unknown, but it is suspected at least 30 college credits (studio art not included) are required to mature beyond Freshman Brain.
Example 1:
"Yo man are you still talking to Anna?"
"Nah man.. I couldn't handle the Freshman Brain."
Example 2:
"Bro. Maddie wants me to tell her who I hook up with though she and I aren't exclusive."
"Yeah that's crazy. Freshman Brain."
"Yo man are you still talking to Anna?"
"Nah man.. I couldn't handle the Freshman Brain."
Example 2:
"Bro. Maddie wants me to tell her who I hook up with though she and I aren't exclusive."
"Yeah that's crazy. Freshman Brain."
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A chronological disorder developed by the majority of Freshman Girls, as they enter into high school.
Symtoms:
Young Lady begins to ignore all of her old friends, and leaves them for her new and improved upperclassmen amigos.
Innocent little girls turn into sluts as they try to impress the older males that they are completely attracted too even if they are utter faggots.
When a freshman girl shows up to an upperclassman party and gets booted.
What Happens:
Somewhere in every girls brain there is a part of them that strives to be older than they really are. Over summer break before freshman year the nerves of high school is said to trigger this, and this part of the brain releases a toxic hormone, sending these young women's thought process spiraling out of control.
What Increases your risk:
Over summer if a freshman girl hangs out with slutty, bitchy girls, then it is more likely for this out of control syndrome to emerge.
When to call a doctor:
When you women has become an avid alcoholic, and meth addict.
FGS can result in:
Social disasters
High School drop outs
Drug Addiction
extreme naiveness
loss of friends
Unprotected sex
teen pregnancy
HIV/AIDS
DEATH
In Closing:
FGS is not a joke and should not be taken lightly. It is a real disorder. It is not laughing material. If you are a soon to be freshman girl reading this, i warn you, and wish for the best. protect yourself. STAY GOLD.
Symtoms:
Young Lady begins to ignore all of her old friends, and leaves them for her new and improved upperclassmen amigos.
Innocent little girls turn into sluts as they try to impress the older males that they are completely attracted too even if they are utter faggots.
When a freshman girl shows up to an upperclassman party and gets booted.
What Happens:
Somewhere in every girls brain there is a part of them that strives to be older than they really are. Over summer break before freshman year the nerves of high school is said to trigger this, and this part of the brain releases a toxic hormone, sending these young women's thought process spiraling out of control.
What Increases your risk:
Over summer if a freshman girl hangs out with slutty, bitchy girls, then it is more likely for this out of control syndrome to emerge.
When to call a doctor:
When you women has become an avid alcoholic, and meth addict.
FGS can result in:
Social disasters
High School drop outs
Drug Addiction
extreme naiveness
loss of friends
Unprotected sex
teen pregnancy
HIV/AIDS
DEATH
In Closing:
FGS is not a joke and should not be taken lightly. It is a real disorder. It is not laughing material. If you are a soon to be freshman girl reading this, i warn you, and wish for the best. protect yourself. STAY GOLD.
Q:
"Dude, who is that ridiculous looking young girl who is hanging with people that are way too old for her?"
A:
"Dude, Shuttup she has Freshman Girl Syndrome...your a dick."
Questioner:
"Oh shit i am so mean"
"Dude, who is that ridiculous looking young girl who is hanging with people that are way too old for her?"
A:
"Dude, Shuttup she has Freshman Girl Syndrome...your a dick."
Questioner:
"Oh shit i am so mean"
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Get the 2016 XXL freshman cypher mug.An upperclassman, usually a male or one who is older than a freshman girl, they stalk their prey daily via facebook. These creatures usually attends parties that include several younger females. They will attempt anything and go through great lengths to get into the younger females' pants.
Also known as : cradle robbers
Also known as : cradle robbers
Leland: Yo who invited those fuckin' freshman hunters man?! They're not comin in my house..
Young drunk freshman slut: Oh my god! Is that Jake!? I loovvee him let him in!
Leland: Screw that .. I dont even know him
Jake(freshman hunter): I just kicked in the door it was locked, is that alright ? I heard there were some freshman girls up in here!
Young drunk freshman slut: Oh my god! Is that Jake!? I loovvee him let him in!
Leland: Screw that .. I dont even know him
Jake(freshman hunter): I just kicked in the door it was locked, is that alright ? I heard there were some freshman girls up in here!
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Get the freshman hunter mug.Term used to describe a freshman, either in high school or college, who becomes sexually promiscuous in order to try to gain the acceptance of the upperclassmen. In reality, they will just become known as the school skank, and no one will want to associate with them except guys who just want to use them for sex.
Freshman #1: What has been up with Kelly lately? She's been throwing herself at all these seniors.
Freshman #2: It's really pathetic, she's becoming freshman flesh just so she can fit in.
Senior Guy #1: Hey, who's that chick over there in the booty shorts?
Senior Guy #2: That's the new freshman flesh, I've heard she'll have sex with any upperclassman.
Freshman #2: It's really pathetic, she's becoming freshman flesh just so she can fit in.
Senior Guy #1: Hey, who's that chick over there in the booty shorts?
Senior Guy #2: That's the new freshman flesh, I've heard she'll have sex with any upperclassman.
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