Flood 

A way to smoke marijuana
1 - Make a flood bottle with a bowl on top (usually on the cap) and a hole somewhere in the bottom area of the bottle.
2 - Fill with water and plug hole.
3 - Place cap with packed bowl on.
4 - Light while letting water onto the ground from the hole in the bottom.(this pulls the flame and smoke down into the bottle.)
5 - Hit dat sht.

Butch Pulled 3 floods in a row, he saw a dragon on the roof and heard wolves growling at him.
Butch was fucked up.

Flood by zanethebrave September 25, 2007

Flood 

The first man ever to challenge baseball's reserve clause.

Flood was one of the 1960s' finest center fielders.

Flood by Diggity Monkeez April 5, 2005

flood 

Combination of the words fart and blood. When a woman is on her period and farts, inadvertantly causing the release of a large amount of menstrual blood.

I have to run to the ladies room 'cause I just flooded.

flood by bowiesarea July 20, 2008

Flood 

(n.) a horrible annoying piece of shit caused by fay that gets in all of your friends' houses and destroys everything and makes alligators and fish in the street and makes it so you can't go to school, etc. In short, you just hate it; because you hate Fay and it is a by-product of Fay.

(adj.) Since the flood is hated so much, it is used as an adjective roughly equivalent to the British term "bloody" or "bleeding"

(n.) Damn that flood, there was an alligator in my nieghbor's car, and a fish in my bedroom-canal!

(adj.) You are a flooding idiot. You floody moron.

Flood by Fay-Hater October 16, 2008

Flood 

When your mutha fucken landlord doesnt listen to your mutha fucken requests about your mutha fucken washing machine being mutha fucken broken and now you got a mutha fucken flood.

My mutha fucken washing machine is broken and my mutha fucken landlord hasn't fixed it and now I have a mutha fucken flood.

Flood by Mutha Fucken Jones April 8, 2021

Flood 

my mom doenst love me flood

my mom dousnt love me flood

Flood by bigmen85 May 10, 2022

Flood 

The surname of a typical teacher that that one kid really favours. Not a specific teacher but ANYONE.

Oh, they're with Flood today.

Flood by Noah Flood May 13, 2022