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Fitbit Amnesia

All the walking, jogging and miscellaneous exercise done while your Fitbit is off, recharging. It doesn't matter how much you complain, your friends will never believe you. This seems to happen at least once a week.
"I walked eight full laps around the mall yesterday, but I was suffering from Fitbit Amnesia, so it looks like I only walked 42 steps."
by PsychoPuppyDad July 10, 2016
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fitbitch

To fake fitbit activity by attaching it to your dog and letting it run outside.
"I'm too tired to run today, I'm going to fitbitch it"
by frenchpressedpuddin February 6, 2014
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FITBH

Acronym meaning: Finger In The Butt Hole.
Pronounced: Fit-Buh
Can be used as a noun or verb.
Verb: "So I asked her to FITBH me last night while she gave me head because I heard it can help get a guy off, it ended up just being really weird"

Noun: "I'm definitely going to try and slip a FITBH while fingerblasting her, think she'll notice?"
by TGMD July 14, 2009
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fitbitting

Walking/running with the primary or sometimes sole intention of achieving your goals on fitbut
honey, I can't put out the trash right now as i need to go fitbitting outside
by manV01 April 17, 2016
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Ruin the fitbit economy

Guy 1: "Well its been a pleasure gentlemen but I have to go ruin the fitbit economy"
Guy 2: "Good luck and godspeed brother"
by Heli110 December 24, 2020
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fitbasturbate

Using a fitbit to track how many strokes you use while masturbating until you cum.
Archer: I used my fitbit to masturbate last night so I could see how many strokes I used till I shot my load.
Castor: How many strokes?
Archer: I fitbasturbated almost 4 miles last night!
by False Aorta September 10, 2015
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Fitbit Swing

The overexaggerated arm swing that a person does when wearing a Fitbit to help ensure that all of his/her steps are being recognized by the Fitbit.
Rachel was in full Fitbit swinging mode this morning, swinging her arms more than necessary to make sure her Fitbit recorded each and every one of her steps.
by MCBassGuitar April 17, 2016
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