mexican fireplace

this is when you interrupt doggy-style anal coitus and replace your penis with a bottle of hot sauce. thus, a mexican fireplace is in essence a hot sauce enema.

Last Monday, Mary begged for the mexican fireplace.

by georgelopez September 07, 2008

french fireplace

while eating a girl's hairy pussy, light up a full pack of cigarettes and put them flame side out into her vagina. watch as the smoke stack burns.

my girl has a serious love of tabacco that she needed to turn her ladybits into a french fireplace

by mascow March 14, 2016

Fireplace dreaming

When a male is sleeping the female gets ontop of his face and rips hot steamy ass

John: why is my face hot?
Beth: I gave you a fireplace dreaming

by Dickbuttasshole1 November 13, 2022

ripped out fireplace

A Phrase that means after a hard sex session, the lady genitals look like a ripped out fireplace

Carol Smilie

by Phil Bowers September 12, 2003

two hats in a fireplace

(idiom) - An action that is difficult or impossible to repeat. (beginner's luck)

"i sunk that first shot, but aai... that second one was like two hats in a fireplace..."

by Nieeeeeeeel November 18, 2007

pulled out fireplace

A large looking or cavernous vagina

She's got a fanny like a pulled out fireplace!

by Stormtrooper X October 07, 2017

Ripping out the fireplace

Rough anal sex, resulting in anal tearing.

Her sister came in and caught me ripping out the fireplace!

by Rafar12345 December 10, 2014