ghetto fireplace

To use the oven as a source of heat when its cold in the the house sask

turn on the ghetto fireplace its cold as nuts in saskatoon or damn man is the heat on ?
hold on I will light the ghetto fireplace

by Ryan Lucky Derek December 22, 2008

two hats in a fireplace

(idiom) - An action that is difficult or impossible to repeat. (beginner's luck)

"i sunk that first shot, but aai... that second one was like two hats in a fireplace..."

by Nieeeeeeeel December 19, 2007

medieval fireplace

A unwashed Goths vagina full of piercings.

1, "man i sure would like to add some coal to that medieval fireplace"

2, "if she gets any more piercings her face will look and smell like a medieval fireplace"

3, you're such a fucking medieval fireplace

by magicrob69 September 13, 2010

pulled out fireplace

A large looking or cavernous vagina

She's got a fanny like a pulled out fireplace!

by Stormtrooper X October 20, 2017

outdoor fireplace

See: California

A place almost entirely covered in fire.

California is a huge outdoor fireplace right now.

by ArtVandelay July 7, 2008

mexican fireplace

this is when you interrupt doggy-style anal coitus and replace your penis with a bottle of hot sauce. thus, a mexican fireplace is in essence a hot sauce enema.

Last Monday, Mary begged for the mexican fireplace.

by georgelopez October 22, 2008

Ripping out the fireplace

Rough anal sex, resulting in anal tearing.

Her sister came in and caught me ripping out the fireplace!

by Rafar12345 December 10, 2014