FFT

Fucking fone tag-the game you play on cell phones when two people repeatedly call and miss each other leaving voice mails to call back.

Birgit and I have called each other 7 times each. Man, we are playing FFT.

by jlyons July 7, 2008

FFT

Short term for "Full Fucking Throttle"

"I just went FFT down that road"

by Uber-Chris May 11, 2003

FFT

Facebook Family Trouble: When a person posts a seemingly innocent comment on Facebook, then one of their family members sees it and turns into a confrontation and public humiliation.

Carl Smith "at the San Diego zoo with my beautiful wife for a peaceful getaway"

Cindy Smith Jones "Oh Really?! You're in San Diego and you didn't tell me? I live two minutes from the beach! Why didn't you tell me you were coming to CA? I have to let Mom and everybody know you're in town. You better come by my house before you go! We're still ticked off about Christmas and have a bone to pick with you. Bring wife #5 too so we can see if she's good enough for you! What's her name again? Does she know you can't have kids after that 'accident' with the vacuum?"

Carl Smith "total FFT, Cindy! Freaking chill out...and we're not going to your house!"

by SA Step July 4, 2011

FFT!

A shorter way of saying Fail For Them, usually used to poke fun at someone.

Person 1: Did you hear the Jonas brothers fell down a manhole?
Person 2: Haha! FFT!

by The Worderer... :D June 29, 2009

fft

Short for "feel free to".

fft take whatever you need
fft go ahead with the proposed plan

by FeelFreeTo February 1, 2019

fft

feel for this

i fft. u ff. v fft. v owl fft. gang fft.

by taronga June 11, 2019

FFT

Short for FanFuckingTastic - when something is just better than fantastic and needs to emphasised as so.

That work you did was FFT

by Nathan H of Reading December 18, 2019