FDS

fuck damn shit.
A discrete and forum-friendly way of cursing.
Originally created (in this usage) by Ninja of the "dynamic superteam" kungfumosh (Lizzeh && Ninja, best known on quizilla.com for their caption quizzes).

AH FDS, I just slammed my finger in that car door

by makemefly June 30, 2006

FDS

Female Driving Syndrome

A syndrome affecting all women around the world preventing them from being good drivers. Running into stationary objects, parking accidents, and general reckless driving are all signs of FDS. It is currently incurable.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think happened to that car over there?
Guy 2: Looks like a case of FDS....

Officer: Sir, what was the reason for the accident.
Guy: The other driver suffered from FDS...

by Shion314 July 08, 2011

FDS

A Fat Dick Sandwich. From UWO.

why dont you go eat a FDS

by Bob rob February 02, 2007

FDS

when a male doesn't bathe he must use some funky dick spray

Elrod needed some FDS, because he didn't bathe.

by Simone Elrod April 13, 2007

FDS

fair doos, agreeing with

ballin is in the urban dictionary don't you know

fds

by el cwaino February 17, 2010

FDS

abbr. Funky(pronounced ethnically "faunky) Dick Syndrome

n. an exclamation or observation usually discussed between two female girlfriends about the odor of one girl's sex partner's genetalia usually highlighting his obvious personal hygienic issues.

Ethnic Girl 1: Girl, that ni**er got FDS
Ethnic Girl 2: What's that, Girl?
Ethnic Girl 1: He got Funky Dick Syndrome!

(both laugh)

by Thatcher February 19, 2006

FDS

Military acronym for Facial Dick Slap.

After pulling a houdini, Johnny Law added insult to injury by delivering a deftly executed FDS using his beleagered foe's own santorum.

by Thadd June 02, 2006