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fatgasm

1. When a fat person has an orgasm.

2. When a fat person gets sexual pleasure from staring at/eating/absorbing food.

3. When two fat people share an intimate love over a single food.
1. Wow, Zac seriously had a fatgasm.

2. Did you see the way Zac was staring at that hamburger? It's almost as if he had a fatgasm.

3. Zac and Cory had a fatgasm over a single french fry.
by mcdonaldsfan January 18, 2008
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fartgasm

the act of farting after holding it in for a long period time, aside from the obvious relief from doing so you also feel a dry tingle go through your anus which causes a certin degree of stimilation.

most people wont admit to this, gay or straight.
tony:damn dude i just had a fartgasm, oh boy did that feel so sexual!

rush limbaugh:i blame your deviant behavour on the liberal media and you probably have had sex with bill clinton,,,,(lets one roll out!),,,oh those fartgasms do feel good,,,time for another oxy
by erik debauchery November 6, 2006
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Fartass around

Waste time doing something pointless and unproductive. Usual meant as a negetive
A: What are you going to do on your holiday break?
B: I dunno, probably just fartass around all day.
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"Teens today have no drive. They just fartass around"
by FrozenEternity October 10, 2015
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fartgasm

1. To experience unsurpassed relief from the act of flatulence.
2. An exceptionally satisfying feeling of relief and comfort after releasing a long overdue, or unusually gassy fart.

Not necessarily associated with sexual pleasure.
"I had to hold that one for so long that I had a fartgasm when I let it go."
by elemkay May 20, 2008
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Fartmaster

A creater of immensely powerful farts, ranging from either sheer loudness or deathly odour.
Holy shit dude, you're the fartmaster......you could cut that fart with a chair leg.
by johnny.mc August 28, 2009
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fartascious

Facts and information that are part of the information overload of every day life.
"We are so deluged with fact, fiction and fartascious stuff that perhaps we really do need a new word or a new method of sorting all the junk out from the stuff that matters to us individually."

-- Hulitoons on Museum of Hoaxes forum comment post, June 18, 2009.
by PRwiz101 June 20, 2009
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Fartgasm

The end result of a particularly strong fart with enough sustained vibratto combined with the correct tightness in jeans that only affords passage of said flatulence around and over the vaginal passage which culminates in tickling the bean in that oh so special way.

The elusive fartgasm can always be identified by it's telltale sound which is something akin to a bulldog slurping up a bowl of mayonnaise.
Hey hon! Keep that broccoli and green peppers comin'. I'm in the mood for a fartgasm tonight. Woo-hoooo!!! Now crack a window, it's gonna get a little dicey in here.
by Montana Mule February 5, 2010
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