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Davis Fergusons Face
"Look, its Fajita Fergo"
Fajita by Hqhrhrrhhdhd February 28, 2023

fajita scale 

The measure of how intense your poop is after eating Mexican food. Based on the Fujita Scale (F-Scale) used to measure a tornado's intensity.

F0: Unaffected
F1: Little worse than usual
F2: Burns a little, not too bad
F3: Intense burning, but only one round
F4: Intense burning with multiple battles with the toilet
F5: Insane burning, seems like it will never end, nowhere near solid, soaks through the toilet paper, has you screaming and wishing the toilet had handlebars and cool air jets
I won't be able to make the party to tonight because we got Mexican food for lunch, I'm at an F5 on the fajita scale and won't be leaving home any time soon.
fajita scale by ajm26 October 4, 2013

fajita creampie 

fajita with a spread of ranch dressing creating a creampie effect when folded
Do you like your fajitas with thousand island sauce?

No, I prefer a fajita creampie instead
fajita creampie by liuquil July 23, 2018

Fajita Karakoe 

Performing oral sex on a women in an enthusiastic singsong manner.
A juicy "Fajita Karakoe" session provides much enjoyment for men and women.
Fajita Karakoe by Soaltaker February 14, 2009

Fajita Johnson

Overacting or, trying to hard to impress. Sometimes just overall idiocy
1: "Alright, move, move, move! We gotta win this one!
2: "Fine, jeez, u don't have to be such a Fajita Johnson"
Fajita Johnson by werty29991 December 21, 2014

Fajita Flu 

Another name for H1N1 flu, or swine flu. So called because of its alleged origins in Mexico.
Bill: Hey, aren't you going to the concert tonight?
Wayne: Na, man... I caught that damn Fajita Flu and I'm sick as hell.
Bill: Go get some Tamiflu. You'll feel better soon
Wayne: Na, man... they're only giving that to illegals on medicaid and their 9 anchor babies.