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Someone who has any moment when they thought they could be sucessful but they end up failing EPICALLY!!!
Mason my uber epic failure! buddy and me myself and I who are epic failures
by Falloutgirl0916 October 20, 2009
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A euphemism for someone who keeps getting in trouble in prison and whose “points” will consequently go up, leading them to a higher security prison setting.
We can’t just wake up one day and say, “Man, I’m gonna move outta this place,” so we just keep rackin’ up the write-ups until we’re labeled a program failure so we can get a change in scenery!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019
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Failure

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Dad: Did you pass your exam?
me: No Dad, i didn't
Dad: Well your a failure to this family you uncultured swine!
by UnnecessaryName April 25, 2017
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miserable failure

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The phrase that when typed in Google, would direct to the biography of George W. Bush using a method called Google bombing. This has also been used with "waffles" directing to John Kerry.
Man, you have to see what happens when you search "miserable failure" on Google.
by someone! January 9, 2008
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Skin Failure

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A medical condition among elderly individuals, often caused by stress, resulting in the complete cessation of all dermal functions. i.e.) water retention, temperature control, hair production, etc.
Calm down, sir! You're going to give yourself Skin Failure!
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failure to communicate

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A failure to communicate occurs when the lines-of-communication are so broken down that you might as well be attempting to convey information not by means of the spoken word, but rather by some obscure and arcane non-verbal dialect comprised solely of farts and tap dancing.
'The story . . . was entitled "The Dancing Fool." Like so many Kilgore Trout stories, it was about a tragic failure to communicate.

'Here was the plot: A flying saucer creature named Zog arrived on Earth to explain how wars could be prevented and how cancer could be cured. He brought the information from Margo, a planet where the natives conversed by means of farts and tap dancing.

'Zog landed at night in Connecticut. He had no sooner touched down than he saw a house on fire. He rushed into the house, farting and tap dancing, warning the people about the terrible danger they were in. The head of the house brained Zog with a golfclub.'

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 5 (page 58).
by Dinkum September 2, 2013
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a failure

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Teacher: Can anyone give an example of a failure?
Kid: You
by pressftopayrespects May 10, 2018
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