Skip to main content

penis extension

n. Colloquialism referring to the Hummer H2 SUV. It is an established fact that feelings of inadequacy contribute to the purchasing, driving, and flaunting of one's Hummer.
Brad W., a 24-year-old jock who has trouble charming the ladies with his drunken partying, got his dad to buy him a brand-new yellow and chrome penis extension from the local GM dealer. Way to go Brad.
by Carl Willis July 26, 2004
mugGet the penis extension mug.
A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.
Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension
by bulletface April 20, 2015
mugGet the I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension mug.

word extensions

noun. When internet folk add unnecessary letters to their words. It can pass with some girls or if using it as if you were speaking but normally they look as dumb as hair extensions.
A:Where were you?
B:At the Olive Garden where were u?
A:At the Olive Garden...wait which one did you go to?
B: The one on Mainstreet, thats where I said to go.
A: Ohhhhhhhhh
B: >:l
A: What? I just realized that I f***** up
B: Sorry I thought you were using word extensions, myyyy baddd
A: Youre so gay
by z1andonly July 7, 2010
mugGet the word extensions mug.

penis extension vehicle

An obnoxious vehicle, often a large truck or cheap sports car, driven by some men in an effort to compensate for something. Not all large trucks and cheap sports cars are penis extension vehicles (PEVs) - the key word is obnoxious, and how its driven is just as important as the vehicle itself. Signs of a PEV include: excessive loudness (and driving in a way to produce such loudness, such as peeling out), garish looking body or lift kits, artificial ballsacks, and Confederate flags. Usually driven by people under 23 or so, but can be driven by people of all ages.
Adam drives a Ford F350, but it's not loud and he drives it responsibly. It's not a penis extension vehicle.

Billy also drives a Ford F350, but it's had the mufflers removed, is lifted a foot, and he peels out every chance he gets. That's a penis extension vehicle.
by hoyclan May 21, 2019
mugGet the penis extension vehicle mug.

extensions

a fancy way for people to say "weave"
girl one- "i payed $300 on these extensions"

girl two- "you mean on them nappy tracks?!?"
by wouldn't you like to know (; January 16, 2009
mugGet the extensions mug.

bass extension

Realization of all low bass information from 250Hz down to 20hz.
Very few headphones can reproduce bass extension well because of the tiny diaphragm that needs to move a lot of air to create these frequencies.
by Monster Cable May 22, 2009
mugGet the bass extension mug.

extension cord

When at least thirteen gay men stand upright performing anal sex and the last man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina.
I walked into the public bathroom yesterday, and saw the longest extension cord!
by kins.webb February 2, 2015
mugGet the extension cord mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email