explosives

your friend asks you to write a sexy poem for him. you're not quite in the mood but you know you will be by the time the poem is written.

I don't know if its the moon, my thirst or your existence that makes me picture sexy scenes. half moan half breath half girl half cat. when you get hard i get so soft. like a finger in melting butter i am fire only hotter. (did she just rhyme butter with hotter) your tongue is the pen that licks rhymes on my flesh. and when i have read them i recite them back. you show me how and when and where. and i come crawling pull your hair. your lap is my throne and we are at ease. moving feels so natural and free. hide the explosives after we're done, then do it again and again and again.

by Krkič May 17, 2019

explosion

Rapidly expanding heat and gas and/or plasma.

Usually caused by chemical or nuclear reactions, but can also have many other causes such as the release of pressurised gas.

Spend a week in baghdad or go to an active quarry for examples.

by waffle October 16, 2003

explosion

An explosion may be defined as a loud noise accompanied by the sudden going-away of things from the places they were before.

Explosions are so shexy!

by iMacThere4iAm August 9, 2006

Explosive

Really bad diarrhea.

I think I had some bad sushi.I had major explosive last night.

by s September 16, 2005

explose

The exposure of something in an explosive manner. A portmanteaus of "explode" and "expose."

Janet Jackson's top explosed.

by ThomasGFunk October 16, 2008

Explosing

To strip naked and blow up.

I haven't seen John since he explosed himself. That was messy and inappropriate of him.

Mummy, that man is explosing himself!

by Ahvo October 18, 2011

Explosioning

When you're are on a call and you hear an explosion in the background from the other line. Similar to, "Conference Call of Duty."

(On the phone with friend.)

Bob: Hey man what's up?
John: Nothing mu- (explosion sounds)
Bob: Whoa man, are you explosioning right now?

by BrickDawg12 July 9, 2012