Someone who brings attention to themselves by artificially amplifying their sneezes. A sneeze exhibitionist's sneezes are generally a mix of a sneeze and an ear shattering scream.
Ron: Did I just hear a monkey getting raped?
Sue: No, I think that was just Steve downstairs. He's a total sneeze exhibitionist.
Sue: No, I think that was just Steve downstairs. He's a total sneeze exhibitionist.
by omgwhatthehellwasthatnoise? October 21, 2011
Get the Sneeze Exhibitionistmug. Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.
- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.
by vladim_i_rich May 27, 2017
Get the office exhibitionistmug. Porn producer speaking with director: "Wow! That new slut Julie Jammer is a triple exhibitionist, I love it!"
by chrondaddy May 10, 2011
Get the Triple Exhibitionistmug. An exhibitionist whose sexual pleasure is derived from being naked outside without being seen or being in the company of strangers.
Bob: "She doesn't like getting seen nude by others."
Jeff: "Yet she goes around naked?"
Bob: "She's such a Faux Exhibitionist..."
Jeff: "Yet she goes around naked?"
Bob: "She's such a Faux Exhibitionist..."
by Bob's Beans & Vegetables Co. December 1, 2018
Get the Faux Exhibitionistmug. by Louisiana Tiger December 26, 2019
Get the wet t-shirt exhibitionistmug. A guy who all he wants to do is jerk off to younger girls all the time. The younger she is the bigger my dick and the more I would whack it like a retarded loser for life in front of her or on the computer
by Obsessedguy40 September 19, 2016
Get the perverted exhibitionistmug.