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Dirty Elton

When a man runs a race of 2000 meter steeplechase, but unfortunately gets his gigantic testicle stuck on the first hurdle causing him to fall over. Due to the high friction of the top of the hurdle he busts a fat gluten free nut all over the track, making all the runners behind him slip on it. All the persons falling in the cum then directly achieves a new sexual disease giving them an extra testicle which after only 5 seconds after blows up making them give birth to some typ of dinosaur with 0.58 arms and half an leg, but with an massive penis. The dinosaur then starts to eat the person who gave birth to them and suddenly it's as big as a city, this will end in the dinosaur eating everything in the world and being the last organism ever on the earth before the dinosaur blows up covering the earth in explosive and flammable cum, that sadly ends what we call the earth.
Alien: Did you hear about that guy that made the earth collapse by making an Dirty Elton?
by Dirtycreator1337 October 5, 2022
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estine

is loyal,friendly,honest,caring, and a awesome friend
That person is estine
by Ricky Lackey April 4, 2020
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Estin

Estin is some girl who loves her friends, family and animals!
Look, it’s estin! She seems a typeof person I would be friends with!
by Estina February 11, 2018
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estop

Mispronunciation of the word "stop", used by Hispanics/Latinos, ESPECIALLY CUBANS.

Its nearly impossible for a Cuban to pronounce a word beginning with an "s" and followed by another consonant without adding an "e" to the beginning.
"Yu are estupid mothedfukeh meng. Yu no see thah estop sign and now yu get puld oveh for eh tickeh!"
by TheRegginFairy April 1, 2009
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Eton College

Posh boys school in England with an annual fee of over the average income. Sports played are rowing, rugby and cricket. Pupils consist mainly of upper middle class white Oxbridge-bound Hooray Henrys, many of whom are the offspring of aristocrats and investment bankers.

Alumni includes 19 British prime ministers, the Duke of Wellington and Princes William and Harry. Situated in the quaint Berkshire town of Eton, which features a Coutts Bank and a Jack Wills store in the High Street.
I wouldn't want my little darlings mixing with the peasants. Hugo and I will be packing them off to Eton College!
by theurbandictionarydon May 18, 2011
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estover

the hardest of cunts live there. got a drug dealer on every corner. otherwise known as the trap house of plymouth if you live here you definitely are on the register and go tor bridge high. you probably make people cry by looking at them your all hard as fuck down there, PL6 DONT MESS ABOUT
me: where do you live
friend: estover wbu
me: you scabby cunt
by anonymousminge August 18, 2020
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Dirty Easton

When a man has sex in his backyard while chugging two coronas with your ass and screaming the n-word
“Why does your lawn look like that”. Oh, i was practicing the dirty easton
by Blackcockhomie April 17, 2020
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