esophogulous

A countertop installed by someone that knows 7 or more languages.

I just had the best esophogulous countertop installed.

by Joe Barrett August 26, 2006

esophageal slurry

What we had for dinner at Taco Bell.

Alex and I had esophageal slurry upon a taco.

by stan9 May 5, 2011

nutcracker esophagus

It's when you suck a lot of dick and it leads to high amplitude peristaltic contractions of the esophagus which can result in difficulty swallowing or intermittent discomfort. Basically, you cracked some nuts and now your throat hurts.

My friend Charley got nutcracker esophagus from a black dude with a big cock.

by 1203921039 October 22, 2010

esophagurgle

A strange gurgling noise made by one's esophagus, that does not include the expulsion of air as in a burp.

Excuse me! That was a loud esophagurgle.

by silverquill212 May 7, 2018

Esophagealgasm

An intense feeling of pleasure regarding taste and flavor that transcends mouthgasms. It is far greater and deeper and can elicit explosive reactions of pleasure when consuming food or liquid. The term may also be used to describe orgasmic-like spasms of the upper GI tract during sexual experiences.

“You have got to try this beer. I’ve never tasted such perfection. I have just experienced my first esophagealgasm.”

by BayouRougarou May 28, 2020

Esopharectus

When you eat something and it goes straight to the anal hole.

That curry gave me esopharectus.

by Incog neatoh May 19, 2021

esopher

a cunning person who pretends to be too innocent /a person acting innocent to cover his mistakes

He is such an esopher, he ate all the snacks and is now acting like he doesn't know anything about it.

by ZardSLuit January 18, 2022