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An AWESOMETASTIC J-Rock band formed September 9, 1999 by Karyu, the guitarist, after the bassist got him ridiculously hammered. The band has had a number of successes, including several tours in Europe and joining the RTOC tour in 2008 with a bunch of ghei bands, way beneath their level. D'espairsRay will be celebrating their 10-year-anniversary this year, hopefully unlike the last, in which Karyu looked as if he was about to puke all over everthing.
D'espairsRay is:
HIZUMI (vocalist)-- who posts blogs non-stop about the weather, bugs stalking him, and alien movies that make him go "tense". He's secretely a viking hamster who loves tobasco sauce, as shown from their show in Ruisrock and Wacken Open Air.
Karyu (guitarist/Fagman)-- who speaks in a strange, elusive manner, like a dying person attempting to give the protagonist in a crappy, high-budget movie info before they die. His nose is HUMONGOUS and very much beanpole-like.
ZERO (bassist)-- also know as the internet-addicted, picture-whoring Slutface. Slutface never gets off the intarwebs, and posts around 10 blogs a day on 3 different websites, posting pictures of his underwear, butt, and naked thigh.
TSUKASA (drummer)-- known as Mufasa, the drunk hick-farmer boy who can't farm worth a damn. The man can drink vodka out of a bottle, but gets a stomach-ache if he drinks coffee, while singing enka about Karyu's cat (from the radio station, ManiacStation).
D'espairsRay is:
HIZUMI (vocalist)-- who posts blogs non-stop about the weather, bugs stalking him, and alien movies that make him go "tense". He's secretely a viking hamster who loves tobasco sauce, as shown from their show in Ruisrock and Wacken Open Air.
Karyu (guitarist/Fagman)-- who speaks in a strange, elusive manner, like a dying person attempting to give the protagonist in a crappy, high-budget movie info before they die. His nose is HUMONGOUS and very much beanpole-like.
ZERO (bassist)-- also know as the internet-addicted, picture-whoring Slutface. Slutface never gets off the intarwebs, and posts around 10 blogs a day on 3 different websites, posting pictures of his underwear, butt, and naked thigh.
TSUKASA (drummer)-- known as Mufasa, the drunk hick-farmer boy who can't farm worth a damn. The man can drink vodka out of a bottle, but gets a stomach-ache if he drinks coffee, while singing enka about Karyu's cat (from the radio station, ManiacStation).
Non-fans: If you don't listen to D'espairsRay, then you are missing out on incredible music... and the lulz!
Mania (nickname for fans): If you like D'espairsRay, then you live in DK, D'espairsRay Kingdom, the happiest place on earth! :DDD
Mania (nickname for fans): If you like D'espairsRay, then you live in DK, D'espairsRay Kingdom, the happiest place on earth! :DDD
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He's one of the best characters to play as in Sonic Heroes - due to his ability to become invisible (A then B on Gamecube), he can sneak by or destroy enemies and they don't know WTF hit 'em!
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He's one of the best characters to play as in Sonic Heroes - due to his ability to become invisible (A then B on Gamecube), he can sneak by or destroy enemies and they don't know WTF hit 'em!
Bwahahaha *A then B* You cannn't seee meeeeee...
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