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elmophilia 

The term "elmophilia" denotes the fondness, esp. the abnormal love, for the Sesame Street character "Elmo", and is displayed primarily by people who insist on referring to themselves in the third person. These people are often referred to as "elmophiliacs".

One notable elmophiliac is DarkAries.
DarkAries: "Okay. First off, you're wrong, but Aries is not going to call you a bad person because of it, because it's not going to do any good to anybody."

Person#2: "Why do you refer to yourself in the third person?"

Person#3: "He is a split personality. One half thinks the other half types. I used to be the same way but then I had the operation."

Person#4: "It appears that DarkAries suffers from elmophilia."
elmophilia by EgoTrips International February 11, 2007
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UROPHILIAC

a person that get sexual pleasure from getting peed on
"hey that Jony is a UROPHILIAC lets pee o him"

emophilia 

-when two diseases are combined together, emo (ignore the pun), and hemophilia.
-an oxymoron, an emo that in fact is a hemophiliac would be redundant, in the sense that the general conception is that emos slit their wrists, or make themselves bleed. Hemophilia is the disease were your blood doesn't clot, so essentially, an emo that is also a hemophiliac would be redundant, because they would bleed to death
-an alternative rock band founded in Sioux Lookout ON, Canada, by Levi Sayers(bass),Bobby Siemens(guitar), Jesse Bradley(guitar),and Thomas Bent(drums), now known as Kimo Abe
the mother and father could not believe that they had not noticed there son's condition, which upon his death they found was emophilia
emophilia by Osiris Anarchion October 19, 2006

emophilia 

a word used to describe the love of emo boys/girls.
A love of the emotional and depressed comunity sometimes called a emo fetish. Commonly found in emo's and scene kids of any gender, emos are a large group where gender does not define whether it is ok to have sexual intercourse with each other, so hence this fetish is shared by the whole community.
<fetish of emos>
First boy: "Look it's James"
Second boy: "So it is, he's a strange boy"
First Boy: "I know he is, He wont do a chav or grunger"
Second boy: "yes he must have EMOPHILIA"
First boy: "I have it too"

Erdophilia

Erdophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult experiences exclusive political attraction towards a dictator or quasi sultan in his late thirties. Regardless reasonable arugmentation by his enviroment he always stays loyal to his national father figure following the principle of "Heil mein Führer!".

Even though this subject wasn't discussed scientifically the WhatsApp Group "lyricist lounge" provides more than enough empirical evidence.
Fa**: "Erdogan is MY Führer!"
Da**: What is he talking about?
Ta**:Ah his Erdophilia again!
Se**: brings a slightly provocative rhyme
Erdophilia by Donald G Trump January 16, 2021

emophillia 

The fondness of emos from the perspective of a woman or man
This man has emophillia
emophillia by DR EMO March 5, 2015

emophiliac 

An emo hemophiliac. Especially bad when they cut themselves.
One would think that such a poor choice of lifestyle for a hemophiliac would ward them away. One must consider, however, that poor choice in lifestyle has never hindered an emo person before.