Bert and Ernie

n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria

There is really no need with a definition like that.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

ernied

1. Being bothered by a self centered individual. 2. Being woken up earlier than desired by a significant other in a sudden and abrupt manner.

Man, I was trying to sleep in and my girlfriend ernied the shit out of me by yelling in my ear and poking me.

by Dr. Walter Fanchy October 6, 2013

Erke

An Erke is a special kid who gets on with the best girls and persons in an area. Erke always cares for another and is a unique person who mostly can get on with most of the people except hoes. He is not just unique in social ways, Erke has many awesome abilities too. Although an Erke can be a real pain in the ass as well. He sometimes is so good at games that you just wanna kill him.

Bruh look at Erke. He is hanging out with all the girls in the school. Wish I could be like him.

by Xxrapemasterxx(white van) June 14, 2018

erked

a mid-ranged sense of pissed off upset_to_erked_to_undescribable rage

''ok, now im erked!!!''

by THE B@TMAN December 28, 2014

Erie Carwash

After feverishly jerking off on a chicks face, you proceed to give such chick a golden shower to wash off the baby batter.

Bro, after fucked that hoe last night, I pulled out and gave her an Erie carwash at the hotel.

by urajagoff September 14, 2014

erbie

Usually very handsome, a very sensitive guy who doesn't like to show his feelings, does not easily trust people, he's not afraid of anything, you can't tell but he feels alone most of the time, if you are lucky to meet him you will never forget him. When he falls in love he truely loves with his whole heart.

Wow she has Erbie and doesn't even realize it.

by Bombi February 22, 2017

Eriebola

A severe virus caused by the consumption or exposure to water or anything made with H2O from Lake Erie. The symptoms usually include uncontrollable vomiting and/or diarrhea. Some studies claim that it is caused by excessive drinking in Erie, PA but that has been debunked and considered fake news.

"Chris, you have been projectile vomiting and painting the hotel walls for the last hour... I think you have a drinking problem you need to address."
"It has nothing to do with my drinking bro! I think I got a bad case of Eriebola from the food at the hockey game."

by metro77 February 19, 2019