Epic Sal

1. A man of epic proportions.

2. A man who has no fears.

3. A man who is desired by everyone.

WTF? Is that man over there fighting a lion?

No thats just Epic Sal, being Epic Sal!

by tutolandia October 16, 2010

EPIC SHIT

Something epic. Completely and utterly so.

Also, it gives you a great rush when you scream it at the top of your lungs. Try it. You know you want to. C'mon, nobody's looking.

Me: Man, this is some EPIC SHIT.
EPIC.
SHIT.
Friend: Yeah.

by Gaiacarra September 22, 2006

epic shrinkage

The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.

After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.

by zee ubernator April 21, 2009

epic sneeze

a sneeze that occurs while eating, resulting in a forceful expulsion of both snot and food particles, to the horror of the sneezer and everyone else present

Look out, I think Billy's about to have an epic sneeze!

Aahhchoopbthhhh!

Gross, Billy, gross! Now I have your taco salad in my soup!

by annikool February 5, 2010

Epic Save

ADJ~ A term defining the change from a situation being considered an Epic Fail suddenly becoming and Epic Win.

Dude did you see that Epic Save with that kid on the skateboard. It was F-ing sick!

by Greyn February 5, 2010

Epic swag

As coined by Seth Evermen, "epic swag" is gamer for hello.

Guy1: Hey bro, wanna hop on the craft?
Guy2: Epic swag, man. Hell yea, lets get those diamonds.

by TurnipPop April 28, 2020

EPIC SHIT

When you sit in your bathroom on the toilet trying to explode the bowl and in the process you blow up the whole entire house.

I took an EPIC SHIT and saw god in the heavens.

by Fart McPoophead December 16, 2011