eoin

eoin is a really REALLY stupid boy, he has a small penis and can’t get any girls, he’s kinda looks like the bfg in a way and he gets friendzoned every time he talks to a girl so mostly he just decides to go gay...if you know what i mean

eoin got friendzoned AGAIN

by iwanttodiepleaseeeee March 26, 2020

Eoin

Dickhead

Fuck him he’s such an eoin

by Fucktard322 March 5, 2019

Eoin

A white, blonde, boy with blue eyes who used to have dreadlocks and insists he is black. He plays guitar in a little band called Repeat. He is the most racist and prejudiced person in the world. He is also a fan of hobbling.

Typical Quotes:

"HAHAHAHA!!! Look at that black, gay, jewish, midget woman!!!"

"I'll get you Rathmines!!!"

by Biblo December 26, 2004

Eoin

A little white boi that thinks he’s black.He’s 5 foot 2 and wears a helmet 24/7.Member of the buckethead nation.his nickname is mc stub because he resembles a stub.Carrys around a giant bag that makes him look like a turtle and results in him getting flopped.

Let’s flop eoin

by Iyanu69 May 10, 2018

Eoin

An Irish leprechaun named John

"It's st Patrick's day tommorow"
"better say happy birthday to Eoin"

by laur123456 May 7, 2018

Eoin

Eoin is a simple person. He usually likes simple things like uncle bens.

Being defined as Eoin you try to be ambitious and most of the time succeeds (for example: making bread from scratch).

by Emullan556 October 17, 2019

Eoin

A band kid that T-poses and thinks he is funny. He is also a simp and falls for every girl he ever meets he is a basic white boy who is unattractive. he is also very annoying.

Saryah: have you seen Eoin?
Anthony: yea, hes so annoying.

by I dislike you April 29, 2020