full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.
by C February 24, 2004
Get the full english breakfastmug. by top spinner July 29, 2011
Get the Full English Breakfastmug. 1 - a traditional english meal between 8 and 11 am, usually at the weekend.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.
how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.
how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.
to full english breakfast shows great skill in the area of haloween pranking.go forth and breakfast my children
by evil bob September 3, 2006
Get the full english breakfastmug. When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss
by albynospyder July 28, 2015
Get the English breakfastmug. When a lady who has a high place in society has sexual intercourse with several commoners at the same time.
by Fresh Prince of Wales March 12, 2024
Get the Full English Crown Breakfastmug. Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.
by Eeeeeeeen May 27, 2017
Get the royal english breakfastmug. When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.
by Kugelblitz187 February 21, 2023
Get the English Breakfastmug.