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Elma Sandblaster

This move from Western New York's wintery season requires precision and creativity, when you urinate on a car hood (writing your name in cursive), and the car's owner comes out and almost catches you, you quickly grab your high-power leaf-blower and shoot the mist of yellow-snow their way, but pretending you are doing them a favor by clearing their windshield. As said owner gets into their car you smile, elbow bump, and toss a turd from your backhand into the passenger seat for them to sit on and unsuspectingly. (you must be able to shit in your hand while maintaining conversation and not getting caught, while not squishing the poo). As the person drives away you smile, wave, and then smack the next person (onlooker) in the face with the remaining poo smears in your hand.
This guy is a real Houdini, managed to pull off the Elma Sandblaster on three unsuspecting people, while maintaining a straight face.
by El el fetches February 4, 2022
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Elma-(Iroquis)

A small town near Buffalo NY that is notorious for producing kids that are very skillful in the act of farming. Their skills include milking, raising and washing cows. They learn important skills in school, such as planting and harvesting corn. To live in Elma you must own and wear a pair of overalls at least 4 times a week. When walking through Elma you might get lost in a corn field. This is very common. Simply just start mooing like a cow and the natives will think you are one of their herd and find you. If you aren't a supporter of The National Farmers Union, leave.
Guy 1; What are we in an a Amish village?
Guy 2; No we are in Elma.

farming corn Elma-(Iroquis)
by heskeytime34 December 16, 2013
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arif elmas

when a person acts a certain way in one place and different in another
by kral şakir November 21, 2021
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elma olofsson

A girl that is very good at ettor and has a lot of injuries. She goes to a sports psychologist every now and then, but will close to non development. She is also a good driver.
Hey is that elma OLOFSSON?
Yes, she is the girl that smashes the ball into the net during warmup when she attempts ettor
by Whenyoulovesomeone November 22, 2021
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Elif Elmas

Elif Elmas Is a young macedonian soccer /football who plays for the Italian team
Napoli. He is known for scoring the winner against Germany to make it 2-1 in the dying minutes of the game.
by Pandev Fan November 28, 2021
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Elif Elmas

A young macedonian soccer/football player who will be a future star
Elif Elmas is a good player

Yes
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elma roundhouse kick

the sex act of roundhouse kicking your partners balls as they are ejaculating to get maximum semen velocity into the female genitalia
"Did you elma roundhouse kick your man last night?" "Yeah, he busted on me hard on me that I fell over!"
by thebiggestfishREAL February 8, 2025
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