Skip to main content

Harrison Eldridge

Meme lord

Fails NNN but no one cares. Often has an erection then shoots through the gas stove, eating 10 grandpas before landing on pluto. He gets mad at his dad for not being his dad. Every day he gets his pet grape to lick a friendly cow. His lamas eat sexy paper clips. He trains Starbucks napkins to steal his goldfish crackers but is still not successful. There are purple mushrooms in Harry's backyard that scream tacos. He is so blue he is greener than purple. He spends his day thinking of his favourite colour on a scale from one to ten what is his favourite colour in the alphabet. Hi harry I'm dad
Teacher "Harrison Eldridge"
Harrison " I Just wanted my chair back"

"Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace"

"Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue. Don't smell my desk. It can make jam"
by "surfboard" November 13, 2019
mugGet the Harrison Eldridge mug.

eldrian

Eldrian he is good at sports and everyone loves him. He is single help him get a cute girlfriend
Eldrian is good at sports.
by Klkmanin November 15, 2017
mugGet the eldrian mug.

Eldidawe

Eldidawe is a awesome person! nice and kind and very sweet.and The one that I know happeneds to be a very good drawer too. But overall a good friend and will lighten up your day :)
Friend: Hey look it’s eldidawe!
Other friend: damn she’s hot.
by Someone on Instagram… November 25, 2021
mugGet the Eldidawe mug.

Eldidawe

Eldidawe is a awesome person! Very nice person and will make your day just by texting her! They are a very sweet and kind person and the one I know happeneds to be a very good artist.
Friend: Hey look it’s eldidawe!
Other Friend: damn shes hot.
by Someone on Instagram… November 25, 2021
mugGet the Eldidawe mug.

Eldidawe

Eldidawe is a awesome person, very kind and sweet and will make your day just by texting her! And the one I happened to know is a very good artist.
Friend: Hey look it’s eldidawe!
Other Friend: damn she’s hot.
by Someone on Instagram… November 25, 2021
mugGet the Eldidawe mug.

Eldridge

An adjective most commonly used to describe someone short, fat, ugly, and unatheletic.
Yeah it’s gross how Eldridge he is

He has a good personality but he’s just too Eldridge

Eww don’t talk to me you are so Eldridge
by Real jit June 1, 2022
mugGet the Eldridge mug.

Eldridge

Badass mofo from Dallas who can dig that shit quick son.
That mf Eldridge can dig bro
by YungGirth August 22, 2024
mugGet the Eldridge mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email