Dude A: duuuuuude, guess what?
Dude B: what??
Dude A: She gave me an EJ!!
Dude B: No wayyyyyyy Duuuuuuuude! you're so lucky.
Dude A: Yeah duuuuuude! She was gonna give me a BJ but im like no way..i hella want a EJ..and she's like whatever and then i hella fucked up her eardrum.
Dude B: duuuuuude that's so awesome.
Dude B: what??
Dude A: She gave me an EJ!!
Dude B: No wayyyyyyy Duuuuuuuude! you're so lucky.
Dude A: Yeah duuuuuude! She was gonna give me a BJ but im like no way..i hella want a EJ..and she's like whatever and then i hella fucked up her eardrum.
Dude B: duuuuuude that's so awesome.
by IcoinedEJ October 02, 2006
A black man of considerable stature.
Calls most people he doesn't know "You're an idiot". He is usually quite calm, but piss him off, and he WILL he eat you! He is also one of the very few black men in robotics. He is also one of the very few NASA contractors daring enough to wear a flight jacket AND a doorag
Calls most people he doesn't know "You're an idiot". He is usually quite calm, but piss him off, and he WILL he eat you! He is also one of the very few black men in robotics. He is also one of the very few NASA contractors daring enough to wear a flight jacket AND a doorag
*ground shakes*
Joman Chu: What IS that? (In a rantful whine)
Matt Yu: Oh, its just ej with his pimped out robotics cart.
Joman Chu: What IS that? (In a rantful whine)
Matt Yu: Oh, its just ej with his pimped out robotics cart.
by Matt Yu October 25, 2004
Esophageal Job, a very advanced deep throat technique whereby the man stays still deep in a woman's esophagus and she rapidly strokes her throat to provide the stimulation he requires to climax.
For our anniversary my girlfriend gave me an EJ which brought our entire relationship to an entirely new level of trust and intimacy.
by Stabin Ada February 02, 2012
by fuckthat December 02, 2003
by some_random_girl June 28, 2009
"That kid is soooooooooooooo EJ."
by No one suspicious October 15, 2016
an epic and cool dude who pretends to have sex all the time but will never taste a cooch in his life
by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 01, 2022