Eggkin's Law

Any SJW (Social Justice Warrior) parody - no matter how extreme - exists in real life.

Melissa Harris-Perry's channeling of Godfrew Elfwick with her Star Wars criticisms is an example of Eggkin's Law

by Peaceful Idiot March 25, 2016

egging

The act of throwing eggs. Targets can be either random or predetermined, and can include houses, cars, people or general city property.
Inflicts damage on houses, and is annoyingly hard to clean off cars and clothes, at times impossible.
An enjoyable experience.

"Hey I've got my mum's car today, want to go egging?"
"Eh. May as well."

by me January 24, 2005

Creme Egging

The art of placing a Cadbury's Creme Egg in a woman's vagina and letting it melt. Then the man continues to have sex wth the forementioned female, and when she's 'ready' she fanny farts it out either onto the man, or onto another surface. And if he or she wishes too, they can eat it. That is Creme Egging.

For any of you sick motherfuckers that like that kinda thing. Creme Egging. You dirty fucks.

by Stephen Old May 12, 2007

Eggin

Looking stupid.

Jenny fell in the hall

Oh that bitch was eggin

by KiNG of KiNGS November 23, 2013

Creme Egging

When you blind fold your boyfriend and get him slightly hard, whilst being quiet opening a creme egg and putting the two halves over each side of the penis and pushing together slowly in order to have all the creme cover the penis

Alfie was excited thinking he was getting a blowjob, once blind folded he was tricked by getting a blowjob from a creme egg it was from that day defined as creme egging

by MeganiumSploosh January 12, 2018

Eggin

To egg Bret to the point of Negativity per Julie

I egged bret

by Arron February 16, 2004

Eggling

The state of being a little, tiny egg in a fetus. syn: egglet, egg

"I've been finished with you ever since you were a little eggling!!"

by Tricia Ruggeri January 13, 2008