Eddie Spaghetti

When you pick a girl up, take her to the local car park, start hooking up, but then can’t get hard.

Ethan Jack: How was big red last night?
Steve Joshua: Not good, did an Eddie Spaghetti.

Ethan Jack: Don’t worry, happens to the best of us!

by Connormacdaddy June 20, 2021

eddie sexual

Sexual attraction to those named eddie

Y’all, i think i’m eddie sexual!
Yeah, i just really like people called eddie!

by eddie’s husband December 15, 2021

eddie slander

when you hate eddie.

“I LOVE EDDIE HE IS SO HOT” “girl yk your boyfriend is an eddie slander right..? i am one too, stay tf away from me ☠️“

by xStaryzz November 17, 2022

eddie so sexy

eddie my big sexy big penised boyfren mmmmm yummy sloppy doggy anal 24/7

''im up for some eddie so sexy''

by kai(is rock hard) August 19, 2023

Capt Eddie Snorkel

While eating a man’s ass you are beating him off at the same time.. IE.. “adjusting the snorkel while diving”

I gave him the proper Capt Eddie Snorkel and now he won’t stop calling me!

by Ejtpa1 November 25, 2025

eddie munson stan

probably the most annoying people on the internet. with the constant "chrissy wake up" jokes, and unbearable eddie munson povs, they are extremely annoying and singlehandedly destroying the stranger things fandom.

these people are not the same as regular eddie munson likers, because stans take liking a character to an extent.

P1: Man, Eddie Munson is a pretty cool character.
P2: OMG EDDIE IS SO HOT AND HE'S THE BEST CHARACTER EVER DID YOU SEE THE NEW POV?????? CHRISSY WAKE UPPP LMAOAOO HE HE HE!!!11!
P3: Holy, they're the most unbearable person I've ever met! They must be an Eddie Munson stan.
P1: Exactly.

by Boredom August 4, 2022

Eddie Murphy Smile

An Adjective as to describe a huge smile where the person's teeth are completely exposed, their cheeks (face) are raised really high, and their eyes are very low and squinty because the person's high raised cheeks are putting pressure on the person's eyes.

Dave really started to freak me out when he started cracking Eddie Murphy smiles for no reason.

by The Mysterious Nugget Man July 31, 2008