1. A brand of clothing worn solely by douche bags.
2. A determining factor that tells an individual which club to stay in and which to leave.
3. A clothing line that says: "Sparkly tigers, and multiple colors are not gay!" and "These jeans with this heart on them are not queer!"
4. A way to tell other men to punch you In the face, kick you in the crotch, and leave you on the side of the road to die.
5. A means of repelling women.
6. Rage inducing symbols and designs, meant to inspire people to become serial killers.
7. Clothing that must have the name displayed on them so that you know the person wearing them is looking for gay sex.
8. A way for all douche bags all over the world to say "I'm an individual."
2. A determining factor that tells an individual which club to stay in and which to leave.
3. A clothing line that says: "Sparkly tigers, and multiple colors are not gay!" and "These jeans with this heart on them are not queer!"
4. A way to tell other men to punch you In the face, kick you in the crotch, and leave you on the side of the road to die.
5. A means of repelling women.
6. Rage inducing symbols and designs, meant to inspire people to become serial killers.
7. Clothing that must have the name displayed on them so that you know the person wearing them is looking for gay sex.
8. A way for all douche bags all over the world to say "I'm an individual."
Jennifer: "How good is this club?"
Jessica: "there are tons of guys in there wearing Ed hardy."
Jennifer: "that’s it were leaving, I'm never going to come here again."
Roger: "Hey baby, check out my cool Ed hardy shirt!"
Jane: "DIE!" (proceeds to kick him in the nuts until every bone in her foot shatters.)
Jessica: "there are tons of guys in there wearing Ed hardy."
Jennifer: "that’s it were leaving, I'm never going to come here again."
Roger: "Hey baby, check out my cool Ed hardy shirt!"
Jane: "DIE!" (proceeds to kick him in the nuts until every bone in her foot shatters.)
by thesuperdudeman June 24, 2009
An incredibly stupid and overpriced (think Hot Topic but even more stupid and over-priced than that) clothing brand worn by hipsters and "starving artists" in Hollywood. The brand is known for it's idiotic and faux hard core "tattoo-print" t-shirts and fucking trucker hats. Ashley Tisdale is a fan, so that should give you some clues as to how credible it is.
Soon-to-be-hipster: I know! Instead of spending my money on some good quality clothes, how about I throw down two hundred dollars for that tacky sweater over at Ed Hardy's?
by thisismealex January 19, 2008
Ed Hardy is a clothing brand created by Christian Audigier. The name was based off of Don Ed Hardy who is known as the the godfather of modern tattoo. Christian Audigier has brought tattoo design to clothes with this brand. The shirts typically have a unique design on them. The jeans and pants have random designs on the back pockets or upper thigh. Ed Hardy is one of the brands owned by Christian Audigier. The brands of his include Crystal Rock, Christian Audigier, Smer, Paco Chicano, C-bar-A and of course, Ed Hardy.
To those bashers, chill. If you don't like the brand what is the point in bashing it? If you think it's overpriced the solution is simple, look online for cheaper prices or just don't buy the clothes. Don't whine and complain because you can't afford them, that helps nobody and makes you look really pathetic.
To those bashers, chill. If you don't like the brand what is the point in bashing it? If you think it's overpriced the solution is simple, look online for cheaper prices or just don't buy the clothes. Don't whine and complain because you can't afford them, that helps nobody and makes you look really pathetic.
by Nollea August 28, 2008
lynn: holyyyy cow this ed hardy hat is $160
jen: i know wtff
lynn: THIS HAT IS 160 DOLLARS
jen: ya
lynn: THIS HAT IS 100 AND 60 FREAKING DOLLARS
jen: i know i heard you the first time.
lynn: lets buy it =
jen: i know wtff
lynn: THIS HAT IS 160 DOLLARS
jen: ya
lynn: THIS HAT IS 100 AND 60 FREAKING DOLLARS
jen: i know i heard you the first time.
lynn: lets buy it =
by --lynn-- September 16, 2007
an amazing west coast brand that is ridiculously in style,
but is quite expensive.
tshirt = at least $62
but is quite expensive.
tshirt = at least $62
by connor. May 17, 2008
An amazing designer clothing brand by Christian Audigier. Based on tattoo artist legend, Don Ed Hardy. This is an extremely creative and unique, but expensive clothing brand. Many people hate on this because they are jealous and they cant afford these clothes or because they have no sense of fashion/style at all.
by guccilouispradaexcuseme August 10, 2009
Ed Hardy Water is a "premium" water company that uses regular water to fill their ridiculously designed water bottles. They advertise the water as "structured water."
"Oh, excuse me. You caught me putting vasoline on my lips to keep them very kissable. Give me one second while I take a sip of my Ed Hardy water, which contains hexangle molecules of gold and platinum."
by xicetraex January 30, 2010