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by sdadadarstfadarwsa June 25, 2022

The Éclair

When an Éclair is placed over a man's penis just prior to receiving a blowjob. The woman will gently eat away at the dessert while pleasing the luck fellow. Feels great for him and tastes great for her. Gives a whole new meaning to 'the cream filling'

Guy 1: "Oh man, there's a new bakery that just opened down my street with some of the best Éclairs that I know *insert girl's name* and my dong will love!"
Guy 2: "... what are you going on about?!"
Guy 1: "I'm pulling The Éclair tonight!"

by RizzleKnowsHisStuff December 26, 2009

Dirty Eclair

A Dirty Eclair is a soft serve animal poop that has dog hair (or any other type of hair) and dirt covering it. These are not a hard find if u are around animals frequently.

Guy 1: Dude look at that dead rat on the floor.

Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!

Guy 2: Bro!

by BootyScooty July 21, 2019

Hot Eclair

1. When a man defecates on a woman's chest and then masturbates and ejaculates on the excrement.

I thought she was the girl of my dreams until she asked me to give her a Hot Eclair.

by Double D done dirt cheap November 18, 2019

Pre-mature Eclapulation

Verb or Noun; to clap to early; or a clap that comes too early in a musical or theatrical performance. Either an audience member is too eager to applaud the performer, (either to shoo him off stage or out of sheer adulation) OR the performance is long-winded, experimental, or filled with confusing codas that lead audience members to believe the piece is ending when in fact it has not.

After 4 minutes of silence during piece number 1 in the Tribute to John Cage performance, Kasia believed the composition to be over, causing her pre-mature eclapulation.

by Taber Wood September 16, 2009

Elastics

Little rubber bands that you find everywhere and never wear. (commonly worn with braces treatment. )You’re pretty much annoyed at the fact you need to take them off every single time you eat. Not only that but they add on that extra pain after tightening.. just as you though braces alone weren’t enough torture.

Mike: I got elastics today!

Delilah: Yeah... gl with that

by Mysteryc May 11, 2021

Elastic trick

When one hides a potentially embarassing erection by pointing it in the upward direction and discreetly tucking it inbetween his stomach and the elastic waistband of his underwear. This technique is mostly used during social events when the erectionee is caught off gaurd and forced to stand up in front of a large group of people in a well-lit area where a hard on is nearly impossible to hide.

While watching a porn in the other room my mother came home and I quickly did the elastic trick and proceeded upstairs like nothing happened

by CrazyeyesKilla January 29, 2009