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Ankle Earmuffs

When ankles are used as Earmuffs . Girls legs folded back while she is on her back (missionary) and calves rest on his shoulder as her ankles rest against his head on the sides near his ears. Ankle Earmuffs
Only earmuffs I used are the Ankle Earmuffs but I wear mine all year around
by Cougar bt June 3, 2018
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tit earmuffs

A man using a woman's breasts as earmuffs. Usually by sitting in front or laying on the woman's stomach.
by Donkey Kong Song December 25, 2003
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California earmuffs

(N): large headphones (such as skullcandies) worn as casual accessories, oftentimes while not even connected to an mp3 player; they appear to be earmuffs because of their large size.
person a: "Hey look at Jaimee wearing her California earmuffs. SHE LOOKS SO COOOL!"

person b: "Naww dude she's old news. Everyone's tired of her. She doesn't even play music on them! She just walks around with them on. AND ITS NOT EVEN COLD."
by 4n4nn1 March 24, 2011
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Earmuffs

Earmuffs are what adults tell children to put on when they are talking about anything R-rated, or inappropriate for those children to be hearing. Good for when children have finally learned how to spell, and they are in all adult company.
Dad: You werent saying that last night when I was...

Mom: THE CHILDREN!!!!

Dad: Earmuffs!

**children cover ears**

Dad: You didnt say that last night when I was..tapping that ass.
by justasillylilgirl March 18, 2009
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Eskimo Ear Muff

An Eskimo Ear Muff is when a penis is put through a stretched lobe piercing.
My girlfriend finally stretched her lobes big enough, i'm totally giving her an eskimo ear muff tonight.
by mr. dill bo bankles December 10, 2009
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Earmuffs

Hands put over a child's ears so adults can cuss. Sometimes followed with the child crawled up in a ball and yelling LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA until the parents stop yelling.

Or even an adult who covers thier ears in such manner as to act like they cannot hear the other person.
Man, Ians ears are red becuase he had his earmuffs on. I know he heard me even if he acted like he could not.
by Diane the BITCH July 26, 2005
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Swedish Earmuffs

When two men stand on either side of a females head, each with their scrotum on an ear, and their penis draped over her head resembling earmuffs.
John and I gave this asian hooker a nice set of SWEDISH EARMUFFS the other day.
by bill-nie-the-science-guy October 8, 2009
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