Earbuds in a pocket

A term used to describe anything in a tangled mess like earbuds. Also, SHUT THE FUCK AIRPODS USERS WE GET IT

Yeah those Christmas lights are earbuds in a pocket

by YaBoyCheesecake May 14, 2019

wired earbuds

The most annoying thing ever

John was frustrated because his wired earbuds keep getting tangled

by Aaaaron S December 30, 2021

Earbud Method

An act of ear sex which involves turning an mp3 player or other sound device up to a very high volume and sticking it in a persons opposite ear, causing them to jerk thier head away, jamming thier ear onto your penis. Causes defness.

"I was so trashed last night, and I can't hear shit."
"Maybe someone gave you the earbud method"
"Oh fuck!"
"Thats what you get alley slut."

by ihadalife July 2, 2009

earbud

The sexual act in which the man ejaculates into his partner's ear canal.

She couldn't hear anything right after I finished giving her a huge earbud.

by JJJSchmidt February 25, 2010

earbuds

poor people’s airpods

broke person : yo do you know where i can buy some earbuds
person with airpods : sorry man i dont speak broke

by pastaseotkopcavas February 27, 2019

earbummer

when a wet dick goes in your ear

Im not in the mood for an earbummer right now.

by jackie and lindsay October 24, 2003

Ear Bug

A living bug that appears to be in the shape of an ear.

Someone better kill that EAR BUG!

by LargeVaginalSpiders April 9, 2011