excrement queen

queen of shit, total shit fetish.

my girl is a real excrement queen, i should put a flush handle on her.

by jonnythin pasqualealaleylalyealyelalye June 6, 2003

pickled excrement

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.

PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.

by chork December 3, 2005

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

by Mouse October 1, 2004

Fornicate This Excrement

A SFW and undeniably humourous was of saying Fuck This Shit.

Boss: Get on with your work!

Alan: Fornicate this excrement.

by Teatard January 28, 2009

soupy excrement

A phrase for diarrhea.

"I told the Doc that I was crapping out soupy excrement...He said I had diarrhea.. GO FIGURE!"

by Goober April 5, 2004

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.

This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.

Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."

by super_juicebox November 6, 2008

Corpulent piece of excrement

Politer way to say fat shit

Man, that Cheeser dude is one corpulent piece of excrement

by Oh my my March 19, 2015