ESP

An acronym standing for the Enthusiastic Saxaphone Player. An extremely avid band geek who lives and loves to conduct and play the saxaphone.

"Yo did you see the ESP conducting today?"
"Yea man, I had to stop playing because I was laughing so hard!"

by Jetpackegg1005 March 25, 2006

ESP

1. extrasensory perception.
2. extra soft pussy.
3. extra short peter.

1. I got esp I can read your mind.
2. Kathy's got esp.
3. John's got esp.

by Deep blue 2012 August 27, 2009

ESP

1.)East. Side. Pride. 2.)Something attained by living on the east side and being proud of it.

K-10 and Wal-T Marie will be reppin that ESP even after they move out of the state.

by Kiercon9000 April 12, 2011

ESP

The ESP(Earwig Secret Police) is an organization of people you are devoted to saving the human race from the common threat of the earwig. This group consists of a President, Vice President, Secretary of Defense, a Driver, and Dan the Cameraman. The arch nemesis of the ESP is the AESP(Anti Earwig Secret Police). If you try to screw with the ESP don't forget that they do what they want.

Charlie: Hey have you heard about them ESP
guys?
Brandon: Hur hur hur yeah I heard they do
what they want.
Charlie: I wish I could do what I wanted.
(sad face)

by Jack Dicks October 30, 2008

ESP

Extremely stinky puss

Man, they say that girl has ESP.

Oh really, she can see the future?
No dumbass, she has an Extremely Stinky Puss!

by 4th-axis June 25, 2009

ESP

Extra Sloppy Poop. Pretty much speaks for itself. But for those needing a little more clarity, it's when you waste matter is not solid. Brown clumpy water. Stomach issues that results in a real messy toilet bowl.

I was at this party and I went into the bathroom and the guy before me must oh had ESP. Man, the toilet was a big brown mess from his extra sloppy poop.

by Rim Licker April 02, 2009

esp

Extra-Sensory-Perception. Often referred to as "The sixth Sense". Often used in conversation when one makes a lucky guess as to what someone is about to say.

M.C. Hammer: I want to-

Patrick Surtain: SLEEP!

M.C. Hammer: Hey! I was just going to say that!

Patrick Surtain: I must have ESP!

by Rodney Basil November 03, 2003