erect scenario

situation in which you have a boner

I was so embarrassed when my boyfriend saw that i had an erect scenario from another guy.

by inventor of whork November 11, 2010

Erect Nipples

An early-warning system deployed by women to indicate A) they are feeling cold or B) they are feeling horny. The skill lies in the interpretation.

If you see a woman with erect nipples try asking: "Are those two frozen peas in your bra or would you like me to fuck you?"

by Seaman April 30, 2006

erect donkey hairs

when you spike up your pubes with hair gel to look like a mad scientist and you call your Johnson Dr. Jekyll

having erect donkey hairs is the best!

by bofa DEEZ February 23, 2015

erect clit

A woman erect penis

BE CAREFUL CAN BE SENSITIVE :erect clit

by CJ1038 February 6, 2018

Erect titty dysfunction

When ones nipples become erect for no specific reason. This may also apply when ones nipples cannot become erect even with stimulation.

It’s so hot out but my nipples are still hard! I must have erect titty dysfunction!

by Jasminesquirrel November 14, 2018

erect horizon

The moment during a drunken sexual encounter, where, depending upon your state of arousal, your member is either going to achieve full-staff or shrivel back to the size of a black hole singularity.

I tried to nail my wife last night, but was so shit-faced drunk I only made it to the erect horizon and then passed out.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

erect test

A series of test where a willing male will go onto any porn, hentai site, the sort's, and see what can get there penis erect, usually in a attempt to find out where there fetish(s) is and / or are.

Jimmy was dared by his friend's to do the erect test, so he went scrolling through pornhub for 30 minutes, he eventually found out he was into Scat.

by Scattergrunt November 13, 2020