EJ

Eskimo Job, like a handjob but with more ice

Guy 1: Whats the best thing about outdoor sex when its snowing?
Guy 2: The relative humidity?
Guy 1: Nope, EJ's!
Guy 2: Yeah!
*gratuitous high five*

by logicalzoombini April 19, 2010

EJ

A DJ who, rather than spinning vinyl, uses his laptop, usually playing or creating electronic music.

Therefore: Electronic Jockey

I dunno, that EJ's set was really weak even compared to the opening acts.

by Yes Men December 9, 2008

EJ

Has A Small Penis But Is Very Fortunate Because He is a Ladys Man

EJ Can Be A

by EJ903951 November 12, 2016

EJ

obv a gay/queer person who doesn't know what's he's doing with his life anymore and has mommy issues. EJ can be very kind. he will say things like "You're so ugly i might puke" to his friend, out of love. there no real way to explain ej actually

ej is just ej.

by EJSUCKZZZASSSSSS November 3, 2022

EJ

The most beautiful Girl you will ever see. One glance you will crush on her. She has the confidence of dancing and singing in public. She has the most beautiful drawings and loves to eat food.

Look its EJ!
EJ who’s that?
The prettiest one of them all!

by sanalahatlovesyou September 14, 2022

EJ

Ectoplasm job: getting sexual pleasure from a spirit or supernatural entity.

After beating his wife and eating some fried chicken Carlson got a EJ from his dead mother.

by Kasker December 21, 2008

EJ

a headstrong asshole that nobody likes proving people wrong he gets good grades but he think he knows EVERYTHING

look at that asshole he is such a ej

by dogument666 May 20, 2016