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egotwistical

1. A hybrid of the words egotistical and twisted.
2. An adjective describing one who has become so ultimately consumed by their ego, that their entire view of the world and everyone in it is twisted. They usually perceive themselves as 'God's Gift to Women (mayhaps Men ...)' or are just plain sick as well as cocky.
3. One who is extremely egotistical and twisted.
Monkeyboy is vair, vair egotwistical.
by TheVillageIdiots December 13, 2006
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Egotestical

Somebody of the male gender who is proud of, enjoys talking about or displaying, and is generally egotistical about their testicles.
Gabby: " What's up with that guy? He's always talking about his frickin BALL-SAC.......whats his deal?"

Misty: " I'ts gross! He's so EGOTESTICAL.......the way he brags about his 2 buddies, you'd think they were the only coca-colas in the desert
by Carlye Samatas February 2, 2010
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Egotistical

The process of putting you're name on Urban Dictionary, then complementing yourself in the description.
Jack -
A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.
If you ever argue with a 'Jack' he will for sure make a Jack Ass out of YOU.
He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.
But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.
Highly independant. Likes to use his head. And its a very powerful one..very brilliant. Has women falling every where while hes still standing.
Humbel.Funny. Wont lie. (See what I mean? Egotistical.)
by Truthclear Radiation November 7, 2015
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emotistic

josh is emotistic
by esgolthy June 7, 2018
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ecotist

A sanctimonious bastard whose inflated sense of self-worth is derived primarily from his commitment to saving the planet.
Melissa: I feel like Joe looks down on me just because I drive to work and don't compost.

Ann: Oh my God, I know! He is such an ecotist.
by Empty D October 1, 2009
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egotesticaless

personality trait defined by one's ego being so large it has consumed one's testicles.

This particular type of self absorbtion begins in the individual's testicles where they are eventually consumed. The lack of testicles often leaves the individual with a large cavity beneath the penis where the testicles once hung.

See also: egopuss
David: That guy is such a egotistical pussy, what's his deal?

Hoppy: Oh, he's been diagnosed as being egotesticaless.

David: testicle-less?

Hoppy: Yeah, his ego ate them. So even though he is a pussy, his ego still makes him a giant prick. Quite a conundrum that one can be an equally huge dick as he is a pussy.
by wordwizzard November 21, 2010
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egoist

Someone who realizes that acting in their own rational self-interest is more important than living up to other people's expectations or trying to please society; someone who is proud of their own accomplishments and knows that his life has great value.
Some people say that Stan is an asshole, but he's really just an egoist and is perfectly reasonable and friendly.
by Okzoz June 1, 2011
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