dweedle

the act of a penis becoming flacid during sex with a hot chick do to stage fright.

my best friends was watching me have sex with a girl so i dweedled.
her parents walked in so i dweedled.

by hooven27 October 28, 2011

dweebster

A goofball, a dork, a silly or funny person, someone who fools around, an L7 wiener!

The boy who farted in church was a total dweebster

by veronicalovin August 27, 2009

Dweedlescant

A dweedlescant is anyone who is annoying but never picks up on that fact. A dweedlescant is a relentless pest who is often dweebish, nerdy, or is just so caught up in intellectualizing everything that you can't get a word in edgewise. A dweedlescant is usually in his or her teens or is at least as immature as one, if he or she is older. A dweedlescant lacks life experience and often turns to smoking marijuana in later years to help level themselves out, thus fitting in with high functioning intellectuals. There are prescription medications available that have shown promise in recent studies to help a dweedlescant but haven't been approved by the FDA. The lack of approval is partly due to the fact that many dweedlescants have autistic tendencies and there needs to be more research done into the autistic spectrums before deeming these prescriptions beneficial. If you encounter a dweedlescant don't panic, just walk away, otherwise your time will be stolen from you when you are forced to listen to the dweedlescant go on and on about the plight of sea bass and how it relates to nuclear fission and recyclables.

That cafe is packed full of dweedlescants.

by treehighness the great February 12, 2010

deedster

a person striving to learn more about their carbon footprint and take concrete action to reduce it

The deedsters were eating a vegeterian taco!
Many deedsters prefer going by train over flying.

by climatcat October 15, 2018

Stoner Deeds

The very generous deeds a stoner/pothead does before the occasional toke of marijuana(Cannabis/Sativa) to feel less guilty(if at all) of using this illegal substance.

Hernando:Yo Kian do you wanna go get super fuckin blazed?

Kian:Yea, let me go wash the dishes first.

Hernando:Oh right, cant toke without them stoner deeds!

by The Zanthercat December 20, 2008

dirty deeds

best movie ever... watch it now!!! also when buying whole wheat bread... INSPECT IT FOR HOLES!!!!!!!

these are the dirty deeds:
1 drink a beer in front of a cop
2 punch the toughest kid in town
3 meat on whole wheat with secret sauce
4 steal a giant blow up leprechaun and put it in the school
5 steal a dead body and put it in the middle of the school
6 get a homecoming queen's bra, signed
7 steal the night watchman's peg leg
8 steal a car worth over $100,000
9 find Duncan Rime
10 destroy the homecoming float

by danteglam February 27, 2008

Dweed

A person that you would normally call a dweeb, but since they smoke such copious amount of marijuana they can only be referred to as a Dweed.

Johnny McHighverson just sits in his room all day watching Star Trek and smoking pot. Man, he's such a dweed.

by GFYGAH February 27, 2011