South African zef term for someone or something that is lame, stupid, retarded, or just generally sucky to the max. Can be used as both a noun and an adjective.
You fokken dwankie.
The world has gone totally dwankie.
That was dwankie, this was dwankie, he's dwankie/ a dwankie, etc...
The world has gone totally dwankie.
That was dwankie, this was dwankie, he's dwankie/ a dwankie, etc...
by tokoloshe April 10, 2012
Get the Dwankie mug.the time when a ballgame that you are watching becomes really exciting, usually in football or basketball as the clock begins to tick down during the fourth quarter; the climax of a sporting event.
Marv Albert on your tv- "lebron james with a fade-away three, and the crowd erupts! lakers and cavs now tied in the fourth!"
stoned/drunk guy on couch- "yeah man, looks like a DANK GAME ALERT!"
stoned/drunk guy on couch- "yeah man, looks like a DANK GAME ALERT!"
by angus burlgar September 29, 2009
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When Thomas the Dank Engine puts the clip in his AK he slays from far away, everybody hit the D.E.C.K.
by dankm7 December 5, 2015
Get the thomas the dank engine mug."Dank 2" is a meme that originated on r/saimansays (reddit). As the word "Dank" got overused and it got cringe. Redditors started Dank 2 which has some refined rules. Like usage of "🗿" emoji is prohibited and "women☕" and Sigma memes are prohibited as well
Redditor #1- Bro, dank is a overused word and it has lost its meaning
Redditor #2- I know right!! Anyways we got dank 2 so we're gonna be gucci
Redditor #2- I know right!! Anyways we got dank 2 so we're gonna be gucci
by ADS_07 February 18, 2023
Get the DANK 2 mug.An exaggerated version of dank used for a number of narcotics (mainly marijuana) to describe a product of an extremely copious amount quality. May alternately be described as a "one-hitter-quitter."
Guy 1: "so how's the bud?"
Guy 2: "Dude.. This is some stick dank.. I can't.. I don't know.."
Guy 1: "You alright, man?"
Guy 2: "I'm going to.. I think I'm frea-"
Guy 2 robs a bank and is subsequently arrested, becoming the Rikers fuck boy.
note: Stick Dank results may vary.
Guy 2: "Dude.. This is some stick dank.. I can't.. I don't know.."
Guy 1: "You alright, man?"
Guy 2: "I'm going to.. I think I'm frea-"
Guy 2 robs a bank and is subsequently arrested, becoming the Rikers fuck boy.
note: Stick Dank results may vary.
by Kutan2 August 24, 2011
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e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?
James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018
Get the Dank Malarky mug.Popping a wheelie on a motorcycle or dirt bike. Dank nooners are typically wheelies that are at balance point.
by ScoobyS August 20, 2020
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